Why Am I So Sad? (Third Update; Please Vote)
"My main body says his Hundred-Story Tomb of the Immortal still needs a little over ten minutes to finish. He's found plenty of helpers to speed things up, but building the upper stories is harder. So we have ten minutes to hold a tomb-opening ceremony... Shuhang, want to go in and try out this luxurious hundred-story tomb?" Senior White's Clone turned to ask. This clone was the type who liked stirring things up.
"Of course! It's a luxurious hundred-story tomb. What a waste it would be not to try it out during the opening ceremony!" Song Shuhang said, patting his chest.
All he had to do was lie in the Flying Sword Coffin for a while. It wasn't as if he hadn't done that before.
"I'm not asking to be put in the tomb because Senior Everything Can Be Sold promised me a pair of stone beasts to guard it. I just want an early taste of what it's like to die and be buried in a tomb. My last few deaths were too gruesome—I was blown to bits, so there wasn't even a chance to put me in one," Song Shuhang added.
Pavilion Master Chu's cowlick: "..."
Shuhang, stop talking. We all know you want the freebies. And the more you explain, the sadder we feel. There aren't many people in the world with as much experience dying as you.
"How should we hold the tomb-opening ceremony?" Senior White's Clone asked.
Black-Skinned Soft Feather thought for a moment. "I've seen places where the custom is to put the 'deceased' in a coffin, carry it around, and set off firecrackers along the way to draw attention."
Pavilion Master Chu's cowlick added, "There should be people playing funeral music, too, with someone