"Fine, then we'll do everything my way. I'll pick an auspicious day, find you a good family, and you can wait to be married off," Senior Three-Eyed Youth said with a hearty laugh.
Tyrant Benevolence: "..."
"Master, that joke was so cold I'm frozen stiff," the Eyeball Butler muttered beside him.
The moment he finished speaking, Senior Three-Eyed Youth pinned him to the ground with a spear. Blood spread across the floor.
Master had been growing more irritable lately. At the slightest provocation, he stabbed him right in the heart. Far too violent... This wouldn't do.
As an excellent butler, he felt he ought to find a way to improve his master's mood and temper.
Maybe I should try dietary therapy. The Eyeball Butler needed to look into what medicines might make a Netherworld Ruler drowsy.
Once someone grew sleepy enough, they became sluggish, and even a violent temper might improve.
Senior Three-Eyed Youth cleared his throat again. "Since you agree—"
"No, I'm not getting married," Tyrant Benevolence said quickly.
Senior Three-Eyed Youth: "..."
I was joking earlier, but I'm trying to discuss something seriously now!
"Quiet. Listen to the rules of this trial," Senior Three-Eyed Youth said.
Self Corpse Ba? hurriedly covered Tyrant Benevolence's mouth. Three-Eyed Senior looked awfully irritable today. Maybe it really was that time of the month for him.
"My Companion Artifact also stores an enormous number of memory fragments, almost as many as I do. And because it isn't a living creature, it retrieves memories differently. The way it remembers things is different from ours too," Senior Three-Eyed Youth began to explain.
His eyeball Companion Artifact didn't remember an event chronologically from beginning to end. It might remember the beginning, A, skip the middle stages C and D, and jump straight to E. Sometimes it