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Chapter 3037

The test: if it revives, it's a part of you

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This was a treasure Dog Egg's Dad had spent ages devising to mess with the Three-Eyed One.

Not only did the Three-Eyed One have three eyes himself... his collectibles, butler, other servants, and pets were all eyeballs.

As an eyeball fanatic, his world was filled with eyeballs.

Once this "enhanced eye-stinging onion juice" was brought back, the Three-Eyed One's entire world would be flooded with tears.

Just imagining it was satisfying.

Besides its eye-stinging effects, Dog Egg's Dad had also added several scents that the Three-Eyed One utterly loathed to this "enhanced onion juice."

To the Three-Eyed One, the Companion Artifact was now more revolting than if it had fallen into a cesspit.

"Do you have to be so childish?" Senior Three-Eyed Youth asked as he quietly moved away from Tyrant Benevolence, not daring to approach him.

Dog Egg's Dad cast a water spell to wash his lone claw and replied cheerfully, "I'm childish, but I'm happy!"

Senior Three-Eyed Youth: "..."

"Um, Dog Egg's Dad, I understand its effects and functions now. But when can I put it down?" Tyrant Benevolence shook the Companion Artifact in his hand.

Whether by coincidence or not, when Dog Egg's Dad had clamped on the "Bone Dragon claw," he had fastened the Companion Artifact and Tyrant Benevolence's palm together.

Now Tyrant Benevolence couldn't remove the thing at all.

"You won't be getting it off anytime soon. Give up," Dog Egg's Dad said gleefully.

Tyrant Benevolence: "!!!"

"There's no rush, little friend Tyrant Song." Standing at least a hundred meters from Tyrant Benevolence, Senior Three-Eyed Youth transmitted his voice from afar. "I'm in no hurry to retrieve my Companion Artifact. You can take it with you as you wander the world. I'll bring it home after some time has passed."

Tyrant Benevolence's eyes stung when

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