Classmate Shuhang, have you offended anyone recently?

Chapter 46: Classmate Shuhang, Have You Offended Anyone Recently?

Returning to the dorm, Song Shuhang pushed open the door and called out, "I'm back."

No one answered him.

No one's here?

He lowered his head to look at the shoe cabinet again. The leave request slip was gone; his roommates had already handed it over to the teacher.

"Haven't classes ended yet? I thought there were four classes this afternoon, but since Teacher Ren Shui's legs are broken and he hasn't been discharged from the hospital, there should only be two classes this afternoon, right?" Song Shuhang mused inwardly.

Could those guys have gone to that place Yang De rented off-campus again?

That would be good. If they weren't here, it would be more convenient for Pharmacist to come and receive the 'flying sword message' without worrying about his roommates noticing anything unusual.

Thinking this, he took off his shoes and prepared to enter the bedroom.

Just then, he heard voices from the dorm bedroom.

"Gao Moumou, please! Of everyone I know, you're the only one with experience dating a girlfriend!" A clear, somewhat androgynous voice rang out.

"So, what do you want to say? Get away from me, your expression is disgusting right now! Just spit it out, I have things to do outside." Gao Moumou replied.

In front of him was a student also wearing the Jiangnan University Town uniform. A mixed-race, blonde!

At first glance, he (she) looked like a sunny, handsome girl, but upon closer inspection, he (she) seemed more like a pretty girl?

This was a person whose gender couldn't be determined by their appearance alone.

This gender-ambiguous classmate, while speaking, approached Gao Moumou.

Gao Moumou put out a hand to block the classmate, maintaining a distance between them—if this guy hadn't grown up with him since childhood, he would have kicked him flying long ago.

"It's like this, I went on a date with Xiao Mei today," the gender-ambiguous classmate giggled.

Xiao Mei, that sounds like a girl's name, doesn't it? Then this classmate must be a 'he'?

Gao Moumou calmly said, "Oh, isn't that great?"

"And then we held hands, I was so happy." The classmate excitedly rolled around on Gao Moumou's bed, looking very agitated.

Gao Moumou: "Okay, I can understand your excitement. However, I'm really in a hurry, can you get to the point?"

"Gao Moumou, you're so unromantic, so rigid! We've been childhood friends, yet you've never been able to win me over. Our parents even tried to set us up when we were little," the classmate complained.

"Zhuge Yue, please get to the point," Gao Moumou said, rubbing his temples forcefully.

"Okay... Actually, because it was my first time dating a girl, I was too nervous, which made my body stiff. When I held hands with Xiao Mei, I squeezed too hard, and Xiao Mei seemed to be in a lot of pain," Zhuge Yue said.

Gao Moumou no longer knew how to respond.

"Tomorrow, I've already asked Xiao Mei out again. This time, I plan to kiss her! But I have no experience in this area. I'm afraid I might hurt her because of my inexperience," Zhuge Yue said, his (her) eyes shining as he (she) stared at Gao Moumou.

For some reason, Gao Moumou's heart skipped a beat, and an ominous feeling welled up in his chest: "So, you came here to ask me for advice on kissing?"

"Ah, from a certain perspective, yes. After all, among my good friends, you're the only one who already has a girlfriend, so you must have kissing experience, right?"

Gao Moumou nodded; he couldn't deny that.

"So, let me kiss you, teach me how to kiss, and give me some better experience!" Zhuge Yue said, clenching his (her) fist.

"Wait... wait a minute, did I hear that right?" Gao Moumou shivered all over. He looked at his oblivious childhood friend.

"Let me kiss you, the romantic kind," Zhuge Yue exclaimed.

"Sorry, I refuse. And I already have a girlfriend. Please go find something to gnaw on to practice, a pillow, a pole, anything!" Gao Moumou firmly rejected.

"No, I've tried things like pillows, but they're completely unsatisfying. So, I want a real person to practice with! Please, Gao Moumou, you're the only one among my friends who can help me!" Zhuge Yue pleaded sincerely.

"Then I'll give you a good suggestion: find an experienced senior student. With your looks and background, as long as you ask, the senior students usually won't refuse your request. I guarantee you'll learn a kissing technique that will satisfy your girlfriend," Gao Moumou replied.

"Impossible! I would never betray Xiao Mei! Besides, I'm a clean freak," Zhuge Yue refused. "So, Gao Moumou, help me. Don't worry, we're so close, there won't be any problems. Also, I've prepared cling film. If you're really shy, we can practice through the cling film first!"

"Even with cling film, I won't help you! Your brain is flooded, but mine is still functioning normally. You can't betray your girlfriend, so should I let my girlfriend be sad? Absolutely not, give up on this idea! Hey, wait, what are you doing?"

Then came the sounds of Gao Moumou struggling fiercely, mixed with the sound of things falling.

Hearing this, Song Shuhang's calves trembled. Wouldn't Gao Moumou's chastity be lost?

As a good roommate, should he go in and help now? Or wait outside quietly and go in to comfort him afterward?

After thinking about it, he felt it would be best to compromise and go in after waiting for two minutes?

After all, what if Gao Moumou was a tsundere, saying no but his body being honest? Wouldn't he be ruining his good deed?

A minute later.

While Song Shuhang was still debating whether to go in, the bedroom door opened.

Zhuge Yue, with short golden hair, pushed the door open with a look of satisfaction and a flushed face.

Song Shuhang's eyesight was excellent now. With just a glance, he clearly saw Gao Moumou on the bed, looking lifeless, his eyes vacant, as if he had been thoroughly played with.

When Zhuge Yue opened the door, he (she) suddenly saw Song Shuhang standing outside the door with a conflicted expression. He (she) was stunned for a moment, the triumphant smile on his (her) face quickly fading, and a shy blush crept onto his (her) cheeks—he (she) actually knew how to be shy?

"Haha, are you guys done? Young people in love are so sweet," Song Shuhang imitated Pharmacist's hearty laughter, trying to gloss over the matter lightly and avoid embarrassment.

Zhuge Yue blinked, then immediately revealed a cheerful and generous smile. He (she) extended his (her) right hand to Song Shuhang: "Hello, my name is Zhuge Yue. I'm Gao Moumou's childhood friend."

"Hello, I'm Gao Moumou's roommate, Song Shuhang," Song Shuhang said, extending his hand and shaking Zhuge Yue's cautiously. The hand was delicate and small, leading him to believe it was likely a woman's.

But seeing Gao Moumou in the bedroom, looking as if he'd been thoroughly manhandled—would someone be in such a state after being forcibly kissed by a girl? So, Song Shuhang immediately felt it was more probable that Zhuge Yue was a man.

"It's a pleasure to meet you. Gao Moumou is a bit proud and has a difficult personality, so please take good care of him," Zhuge Yue said with a smile, exuding the demeanor of a well-bred lady.

If one only looked at their current behavior, who would have thought that Zhuge Yue had forcibly kissed Gao Moumou and left him in such a state just over a minute ago?

"You're too kind. Actually, I receive more care from them," Song Shuhang replied with a smile.

"Speaking of which, I feel like I've heard the name Song Shuhang somewhere before," Zhuge Yue blinked and pondered.

Song Shuhang: "Probably not. This is my first time meeting you, Zhuge Yue."

"No, my memory is correct. I must have heard your name somewhere," Zhuge Yue frowned, racking their brain.

A moment later, Zhuge Yue suddenly clapped their hands and said, "I remember now! -- Song Shuhang, have you offended someone recently?"