Classmate Shuhang, Have You Offended Someone Lately?

Classmate Shuhang, Have You Offended Someone Lately?

When he returned to the dormitory, Song Shuhang pushed open the door and called softly, "I'm back."

No one answered him.

Was nobody here?

He lowered his head and looked toward the shoe cabinet again. The leave slip that had been on it was gone; his roommates had already handed it to the teacher.

"Are classes not over yet? I remember there were four classes this afternoon, but Teacher Ren Shui still hasn't been discharged after breaking both her legs, so there should only be two classes this afternoon, right?" Song Shuhang thought to himself.

Could those guys have gone to the place Yangde rented off campus again?

That was fine, too. With them gone, it would be more convenient for Medicine Master to come and receive the 'Flying Sword Message,' without worrying about his roommates noticing anything strange.

As he thought this, he took off his shoes and prepared to enter the bedroom.

At that moment, voices came from inside the dormitory bedroom.

"Gao Moumou, please! Of all the people I know, you're the only one with experience getting along with a girlfriend!" A somewhat androgynous yet very crisp voice rang out.

"So, what exactly are you trying to tell me? Get farther away from me. That expression of yours is disgusting! Just get to the point. I'm in a hurry to go out and take care of something," Gao Moumou replied.

Standing before him was another student wearing the Jiangnan University Town uniform. She was mixed-race, with blond hair!

At first glance, she seemed like a sunny and handsome girl, but looking more closely, one might feel that she looked more like a beautiful girl?

This was a human whose gender could not be determined from her appearance alone.

As she spoke, this gender-ambiguous classmate drew closer to Gao Moumou.

Gao Moumou held out a hand to keep her at a distance, limiting how close they could get—if she hadn't grown up with him since childhood, he would have kicked her flying long ago.

"It's like this. Today, I went on a date with Xiao Mei." The gender-ambiguous classmate giggled.

Xiao Mei... That seemed to be a girl's name, right? Then this classmate should be a 'he'?

Gao Moumou calmly said, "Oh, isn't that great?"

"Then I held her hand. I was so happy." The classmate excitedly rolled around on Gao Moumou's bed, looking extremely agitated.

Gao Moumou said, "All right, I can understand your excitement. However, I'm really pressed for time. Could you get to the point?"

"Gao Moumou, you really don't understand romance at all. You're so stiff! No wonder that even though we're childhood sweethearts, you've never managed to win me over. Our elders even wanted to match us up when we were little," the classmate complained.

"Zhuge Yue, get to the point." Gao Moumou vigorously rubbed his temples.

"All right... Actually, today was my first time going on a date with a girl, so I was too nervous and my body became stiff. When I held Xiao Mei's hand, I gripped too hard, and her palm seemed to hurt," Zhuge Yue said.

Gao Moumou no longer knew how to respond.

"Tomorrow, I've already set up another date with Xiao Mei. This time, I plan to complete a kiss with her! But I've never had any experience with this sort of thing, and I'm worried that because of my inexperience, I might end up hurting her." When Zhuge Yue reached this point, her eyes lit up as she stared straight at Gao Moumou.

For some reason, Gao Moumou's heart skipped half a beat, and an ominous feeling welled up inside him. "So, you came here to ask me for advice on kissing?"

"Ah, from a certain perspective, yes. After all, among my good friends, you're the only one who already has a girlfriend. You must have experience with kissing, right?"

Gao Moumou nodded. He couldn't deny that.

"So let me kiss you once. Teach me how to kiss, so I can gain some better experience!" Zhuge Yue clenched her fist.

"W-wait a second. Did I hear something wrong?" Gao Moumou shuddered from head to toe as he stared at his thickheaded childhood sweetheart.

"Let me kiss you. The romantic kind," Zhuge Yue shouted.

"Sorry, but I refuse. Besides, I already have a girlfriend. Go find something else to gnaw on and practice with—a pillow, a pillar, whatever you like!" Gao Moumou firmly rejected her.

"That won't do. I've already tried pillows and things like that, but they don't feel like anything at all. So I want a real person to practice with! Please, Gao Moumou. Among my friends, you're the only one who can help me!" Zhuge Yue pleaded sincerely.

"Then let me point you toward a bright road. Go find an experienced senior student. With your looks and family background, as long as you make the request, senior students generally won't refuse you. I guarantee you'll learn a set of kissing skills that will satisfy your girlfriend," Gao Moumou replied.

"Impossible. I absolutely won't betray Xiao Mei! And I have mysophobia." Zhuge Yue refused. "So, Gao Moumou, help me. Don't worry—we're so familiar with each other, nothing will happen. Besides, I've even prepared some plastic wrap. If you're really shy, we can practice through the plastic wrap first!"

"Even with plastic wrap, there's no way I'm helping you! Water's gotten into your brain, but mine is still perfectly normal. You can't betray your girlfriend, so do you think I can make my own girlfriend sad? Absolutely not. Give up on this idea! Hey, wait—what are you doing?"

Then came the sound of Gao Moumou struggling violently, mixed with the noise of something falling.

When Song Shuhang heard this, his calf trembled. Could Gao Moumou's chastity have been lost?

As a good roommate, should he go in and help at a time like this? Or should he wait quietly outside, then go in afterward and comfort him?

After thinking it over, he felt he should compromise and wait two minutes before going in.

After all, what if Gao Moumou was a tsundere, saying "No, no" with his mouth while his body was being perfectly honest? Wouldn't Song Shuhang be ruining his good time?

A little over a minute later.

While Song Shuhang was still struggling over whether to enter, the bedroom door opened.

Zhuge Yue, her short blond hair shining, stepped out with a satisfied look and a glowing face.

Song Shuhang's eyesight was excellent now. With just one glance, he clearly saw Gao Moumou lying on the bed with a deathly still expression and vacant eyes, as though he had been played to ruin.

When Zhuge Yue opened the door, she suddenly saw Song Shuhang standing outside with a conflicted expression. She froze, and the smug smile on her face quickly vanished. A shy blush crept across her cheeks—she actually knew how to feel embarrassed?

"Haha, you're done? Young people really are passionate," Song Shuhang imitated Medicine Master's booming laughter, trying to gloss over the matter and avoid the awkwardness.

Zhuge Yue blinked, then immediately revealed a frank and cheerful smile. She extended her right hand toward Song Shuhang. "Hello, my name is Zhuge Yue. I'm Gao Moumou's childhood sweetheart."

"Hello, I'm Gao Moumou's roommate, Song Shuhang." Shuhang extended his hand and cautiously shook Zhuge Yue's. Her little hand was very delicate, and her palm was tiny. Judging from that, there was a higher chance she was female.

But when he saw Gao Moumou in the bedroom, looking as though he had been played to ruin—if he had been forcefully kissed by a girl, he shouldn't have ended up this broken, right? So deep down, Shuhang immediately felt that there was a greater chance Zhuge Yue was a man.

"I'm pleased to meet you. Gao Moumou is somewhat arrogant, and his personality is terribly awkward. Please take good care of him," Zhuge Yue said with a smile, carrying herself with the grace of a refined young lady.

If one only looked at her current behavior, who could have imagined that a little over a minute ago she had forcibly kissed Gao Moumou and played him to ruin?

"You're too kind. Actually, I'm the one who receives more care from them," Song Shuhang replied with a smile.

"Come to think of it, I feel like I've heard the name Song Shuhang somewhere before." Zhuge Yue blinked and began to think.

Song Shuhang said, "You probably haven't. This is my first time meeting you, Classmate Zhuge Yue."

"No, my memory can't be wrong. I must have heard your name somewhere." Zhuge Yue furrowed her brows and racked her brains.

A moment later, Zhuge Yue suddenly clapped her hands. "I remember now!—Classmate Song Shuhang, have you offended someone recently?"