Chapter Summaries

Song Shuhang repeatedly extended his consciousness from the Glazed Heart to observe points in history while he and Su Clan's Sixteen remained trapped in Time Freeze. When he finally woke and recognized Stele Fellow Daoist's desert tombstone, he realized they had returned to their own era, just as a strange evil demon came into view.

• Song Shuhang inferred that the scenes he glimpsed, including White Dragon Sister's birth and the Heavenly Court's founding, marked moments connected to him and continued investigating the outside world.
• Song Shuhang performed nine awkward flirting poses while facing the unconscious Su Clan's Sixteen, then his consciousness left the Glazed Heart.
• Su Clan's Sixteen and White Dragon Sister woke and laughed over Song Shuhang's flirting, and White Dragon Sister offered to teach him better poses.
• Song Shuhang noticed Senior White seemed more lifelike and extended his consciousness into a desert, where he recognized Stele Fellow Daoist.
• Senior White woke and asked what Song Shuhang was looking at; Song Shuhang identified his own tombstone, then noticed Stele Fellow Daoist was fighting a strange evil demon.

Song Shuhang and Senior White identified the attacking demon as a creation of Sovereign Fat Ball, formed from Song Shuhang’s lost kidney, and set out to help the Stone Stele capture it. While Senior White prepared to bring them out, Song Shuhang discovered that Su Clan's Sixteen and White Dragon Sister were pretending to remain frozen and used the chance to wear White Dragon Sister as a scarf.

• Senior White explained that the demon’s Nine Nether Evil Energy and composition were connected to Song Shuhang’s lost kidney and Sovereign Fat Ball’s research.
• The kidney demon attacked the Stone Stele with Raging Thunderstorm, while the Stone Stele defended the physical bodies nearby.
• Senior White sent Song Shuhang’s consciousness back into the Glazed Heart and prepared the Round Disc to bring them out and help capture the demon.
• Su Clan's Sixteen and White Dragon Sister pretended to remain in their time-stop poses so Song Shuhang would not realize they had witnessed his earlier flirting.
• Song Shuhang found White Dragon Sister still motionless, picked her up, and wrapped her around his neck as a scarf.

Senior White restored Song Shuhang and his companions from the Glazed Heart as an evil demon attacked, and Merit Snake Beauty destroyed it with her Emperor Knight Mode. Song Shuhang was left choking in White Dragon Sister’s grip and mortified by the lines Merit Snake Beauty and Creation Fairy had recited.

• White Dragon Sister woke while wrapped around Song Shuhang’s neck and tightened her grip as he struggled to explain himself.
• Senior White returned Song Shuhang’s Glazed Heart to the grave pit and restored the consciousnesses of Song Shuhang, Su Clan’s Sixteen, White Dragon, and Scarlet Heaven Sword.
• The evil demon attacked with nearly a hundred laser beams, but Merit Snake Beauty transformed into Emperor Knight Mode and shattered them with the Merit Thunder Tree.
• Creation Fairy bound the evil demon while Merit Snake Beauty rammed it with the tree, breaking it apart and driving its remains away with Heavenly Tribulation Power.
• Song Shuhang stopped screaming from White Dragon Sister’s grip, embarrassed by Merit Snake Beauty and Creation Fairy’s dramatic lines, while Stele Fellow Daoist marveled at the Merit Light’s power.

Senior White fought off the re-formed fiend while Song Shuhang survived White Dragon Sister’s attack in the grave pit. The fiend escaped with half the round disc, and Senior White kept its severed legs for research.

• Senior White merged his upper body with the Wooden Body and asked Song Shuhang for his magical robe.
• White Dragon Sister twisted Song Shuhang’s neck, and Su Clan’s Sixteen set it straight again.
• Senior White used the Meteor Sword to sever the fiend’s legs as it tried to escape.
• The fiend fled with half the round disc, while Senior White collected its legs in a jade box.
• Senior White picked up the remaining half of the round disc.

After the tomb was blasted open, Senior White found Song Shuhang unconscious, while Merit Snake Beauty swallowed Heart-Demon Scarlet Heaven Sword into a new extradimensional space. Song Shuhang’s consciousness was summoned to the World Behind the Wooden Door, but he retreated after seeing that rain signaled Three-Eyed Senior was in a bad mood.

• Senior White learned Song Shuhang had been choked unconscious, just before Merit Snake Beauty and Creation Fairy crashed into the ground and blew open the tomb.
• Merit Snake Beauty swallowed Heart-Demon Scarlet Heaven Sword and stored it in the extradimensional space inside her belly.
• White Dragon Sister protected Su Clan's Sixteen and Song Shuhang during the blast, and Senior White decided they should leave the Secret Realm.
• Song Shuhang’s consciousness entered the World Behind the Wooden Door because his advancement to Seventh-Grade had triggered a chance to gamble against Three-Eyed Senior.
• Song Shuhang saw rain in the world and pulled his head back, deciding not to face Three-Eyed Senior while he was in a bad mood.

Song Shuhang was forced back into the Three-Eyed Youth’s world by a song that made him dance, then met the senior and discussed his Seventh-Grade advancement. The Three-Eyed Youth began to reveal a secret about Real Illusions, but Song Shuhang activated his own Real Illusion before he could finish.

• The Eyeball Butler played a song that compelled Song Shuhang to dance and move toward its source.
• Song Shuhang danced through the wooden door and reached the Three-Eyed Youth as the song ended.
• The Three-Eyed Youth’s mood improved when Song Shuhang arrived and congratulated him on reaching the Seventh-Grade Venerable Realm.
• Song Shuhang credited the Three-Eyed Youth’s artifact and explained that he had fulfilled their Wealth-Scattering Throne agreement through his Profound Sage Lecture.
• The Three-Eyed Youth offered to explain a secret about Real Illusions, and Song Shuhang activated his Never-Falling Holy City Real Illusion before he could finish.

Song Shuhang tried to show the Three-Eyed Youth his unusual real illusion, but accidentally summoned Demon Emperor Hezhi’s Demon God Pillar and watched it hang and burn the Three-Eyed Youth. After the illusion ended, the Three-Eyed Youth advised Song Shuhang to study real illusions before pursuing the eighth grade and offered to share his insights.

• The Three-Eyed Youth scolded Song Shuhang for producing a real illusion immediately after advancing, and Song Shuhang explained that it had evolved from his first minor nascent soul’s golden core formation diagram.
• Song Shuhang changed the Never-Falling Holy City into a desert illusion and hoped Young White would appear, but a Demon God Pillar rose instead.
• The Demon God Pillar lifted the Three-Eyed Youth into the air and burned him, while the Eyeball Butler urged Song Shuhang to make a wish.
• The Three-Eyed Youth freed himself, told Song Shuhang to dispel the illusion, and then advised him to study real illusions rather than rush to the eighth grade.
• The Three-Eyed Youth offered to pass on his insights about real illusions and pried out his third eye.

Song Shuhang received the Three-Eyed Senior’s research on Real Illusions through his third eye, then was overwhelmed by questions from his Profound Sage Lecture Q&A. The Three-Eyed Senior revealed that nine more waves awaited him and promised to give him the eye if he endured them all.

• Song Shuhang considered Pavilion Master Chu’s Jadewater Pavilion and parts of the Ancient Heavenly Court as examples of Real Illusions.
• The Three-Eyed Senior pressed his third eye to Song Shuhang’s forehead and transmitted research about Real Illusions, causing him pain.
• The Eyeball Butler tried to warn Song Shuhang, but the Three-Eyed Senior suddenly flooded his mind with questions from the Myriad Heavens and Realms.
• The Three-Eyed Senior explained that the information was payback for the suffering Song Shuhang’s online Q&A had caused him and said ten waves were prepared.
• The Three-Eyed Senior promised Song Shuhang the eye if he endured all ten waves, while betting he would last only until the fourth.

Song Shuhang endured Three-Eyed Senior’s painful data-stream infusion, which flooded his mind with unanswered cultivation questions. By the end of the second wave, the pain had inexplicably diminished, and he began to understand questions from Earth’s cultivators.

• Three-Eyed Senior forcefully infused the first wave of data into Song Shuhang, filling his mind with questions he could not understand because they were in unfamiliar languages.
• Song Shuhang survived the first wave, noticed his divine sense had grown stronger, and asked for time to recover.
• Three-Eyed Senior gave Song Shuhang only three breaths before starting the second wave, while Eyeball Butler watched with pity.
• Song Shuhang realized the pain was decreasing despite the stronger infusion and suspected it was being diverted, though his cultivation chat QR Code had not activated.
• Song Shuhang adapted to the pain, understood some questions from Earth’s cultivators, and wondered what the Nine Provinces Number One Group seniors had asked.

Song Shuhang endured Three-Eyed Senior’s third data-stream impact while secretly sorting through the Nine Provinces Number One Group’s questions. He found questions from Northern River's Loose Cultivator, Soft Feather, and amnesiac Su Clan's Sixteen before the chapter ended.

• Song Shuhang pretended to suffer through the end of the second data-stream impact while hoping the incoming questions would include ones from the Nine Provinces Number One Group.
• Three-Eyed Senior encouraged Song Shuhang, and the Eyeball Butler wiped his sweat and tears before Three-Eyed Senior began the third impact.
• Song Shuhang acted out his pain as the third wave arrived and secretly received the questions from the group.
• Song Shuhang sorted the questions in his mind and found Northern River's Loose Cultivator's cultivation question, followed by Soft Feather's question about using the 'Time Force' to obtain cultivation information.
• Song Shuhang read Su Clan's Sixteen's question about whether she and Tyrant Song were dual-cultivation companions.

Song Shuhang endured the third and fourth waves of Three-Eyed Youth’s Data-Stream Brain Infusion while distracting himself with thoughts about Su Clan's Sixteen. When Song Shuhang tried to surrender, Three-Eyed Youth refused and began the fifth wave.

• Song Shuhang wondered what Tyrant Song Online Q&A had told Su Clan's Sixteen about dual-cultivation Dao-Companions and briefly felt happy thinking about asking her.
• Three-Eyed Youth noticed Song Shuhang’s pain seemed to be easing, and Eyeball Butler guessed he was using happy thoughts to distract himself.
• Three-Eyed Youth read Song Shuhang’s thoughts, discovered he was finding happiness in the incoming data stream, and increased the infusion speed.
• The accelerated third wave ended, and Three-Eyed Youth immediately started a faster fourth wave that left Song Shuhang screaming in genuine pain.
• Song Shuhang tried to admit defeat, but Three-Eyed Youth said the trial had no surrender option and began the fifth wave.

Song Shuhang endured all ten waves of the Three-Eyed Youth’s Information Brain Infusion trial, adapting to the pain and evolving his mental power and spiritual sense. He received a third eye and was sent away, while the Eyeball Butler revealed that the eye was still connected to the database.

• The Three-Eyed Youth increased the intensity of the fifth and sixth waves, but Song Shuhang barely remained conscious through both.
• Song Shuhang adapted to the pain during the seventh, eighth, and ninth waves, leaving the Three-Eyed Youth baffled by his endurance.
• The Three-Eyed Youth warned Song Shuhang that the tenth wave surpassed the first nine combined, but Song Shuhang accepted it confidently.
• The tenth wave briefly caused Song Shuhang immense agony, then transformed his mental power and spiritual sense and left him enjoying the sensation.
• The Three-Eyed Youth gave Song Shuhang a third eye and sent him flying out of the Behind-the-Door World.
• The Eyeball Butler told the Three-Eyed Youth that the eye he had given away remained connected to the database, and the Three-Eyed Youth urgently tried to cancel the connection.

Song Shuhang woke in the Beast Cultivator World after a massive earthquake and reunited with Su Clan's Sixteen, Senior White, and Fellow Stone Stele. He gave Sixteen his spare Glazed Heart and welcomed Stone Stele as his partner in confronting the bigwigs, just as an angry voice called for Cheng Lin.

• Song Shuhang regained consciousness under an imperial bed as an earthquake shook the Beast Cultivator World, and Merit Snake Beauty protected him from falling debris.
• Song Shuhang found Senior White, Su Clan's Sixteen, and White Dragon Sister nearby, while Senior White unearthed an Earth Dragon Fruit and shared it with him and Sixteen.
• Senior White returned Song Shuhang's removed Glazed Heart, and Song Shuhang gave it to Su Clan's Sixteen as a precaution for her Merit Heart.
• Song Shuhang asked whether Fellow Stone Stele had escaped Mount Ga'er, then hugged him and said he would rely on him when ranting at the bigwigs.
• An angry voice rang out from the sky, calling for Cheng Lin after sensing her aura.

Song Shuhang and his companions were drawn into an illusion where everyone mistook him for Fairy Cheng Lin. The chapter ended with Tooth Fairy warning that former Heavenly Court members in the Beast Cultivator World hated Cheng Lin.

• A voice in the sky demanded that Cheng Lin show herself, and Song Shuhang explained that Cheng Lin was both the deceased Jade Lake Empress and one of his own Daoist names.
• A dreamlike power swept Song Shuhang, Stone Stele, Su Clan's Sixteen, and Senior White into an illusory grassland.
• Song Shuhang recognized the sickly young man beneath the tree from his previous visit to the Beast Cultivator World.
• Senior White and the others saw Song Shuhang as Cheng Lin, and Tooth Fairy warned him that former Heavenly Court members in the Beast Cultivator World hated him.

Song Shuhang and his companions escaped the illusion into the Beast Cultivator World, where Ancient Heavenly Court figures launched more than ten Tribulation-Immortal-level attacks at him. Stele Fellow Daoist activated the words on his body and prepared to support Song Shuhang from the rear.

• Song Shuhang challenged those who hated Cheng Lin to come after him, while the Daoist Ivory Trigram and the young man in sable fur urged him to leave the Beast Cultivator World.
• Senior White used the Tree of Merit to break a cross-space attack targeting Song Shuhang, then led the group out of the illusion with sword light.
• The Daoist Ivory Trigram and the young man in sable fur watched Senior White leave, and the Daoist Ivory Trigram vowed to watch Cheng Lin from the shadows.
• Back in the Beast Cultivator World, Senior White used Meteor Sword to tear apart an emerald-green spell, but more than ten attacks then converged on Song Shuhang.
• Song Shuhang called for Stele Fellow Daoist, who activated the glowing words 'Song Shuhang's Tomb' and prepared to help from behind.

Merit Snake Beauty, Song Shuhang, and Stele Fellow Daoist defended against a wave of Tribulation Immortal attacks. After the attacks were blocked, Song Shuhang activated the tomb-sweeping function Senior White Two had left on the stele.

• Merit Snake Beauty raised the Merit Hall Projection, which held off the first attacks long enough for everyone to respond.
• Song Shuhang used Thought Power to hurl Stele Fellow Daoist into the sniper beam, and the stele broke the beam before suppressing a twisting force and further attacks with Nine Nether Evil Energy.
• Pavilion Master Chu's cowlick shattered the saber light aimed at Song Shuhang, while Merit Snake Beauty, the Spirit Ghost, and the Scarlet Heaven Sword dealt with the Divine-Man Death-and-Decay Curse.
• Stele Fellow Daoist blocked the remaining attacks, drawing on nearby Nine Nether Evil Energy under Senior White Two's signature.
• Song Shuhang revealed a new eyeball and activated the QR Code Golden Core Formation Diagram bearing the prompt to scan and sweep the tomb of Profound Sage Tyrannical Song.

Song Shuhang used the Confucian Sage's Eye and Three-Eyed Senior's eye to force twelve Ancient Heavenly Court members to add him as a friend. He left them with an ominous message that Merit Snake Beauty had sent in his name and forwarded to the Heavenly Emperor.

• Song Shuhang used the QR code to befriend Ivory Trigram? Tooth Fairy and Drunken Immortal, then placed them in the Ancient Heavenly Court group.
• With Creation Fairy helping activate the Confucian Sage's Eye, Song Shuhang and Three-Eyed Senior's eye forcibly connected to twelve Ancient Heavenly Court members and added them to his friend list.
• Song Shuhang sent the twelve members a series of truncated messages, struggling to finish his introduction because the character limit kept shrinking.
• Merit Snake Beauty sent the final message, “The moment I become a devil, the world becomes hell!”, in Song Shuhang's name and forwarded it to the Heavenly Emperor.

Song Shuhang used an intensified Data-Stream Brain Infusion to torment twelve Ancient Heavenly Court members, then tried to transfer them to Fairy Cheng Lin and the Heavenly Emperor. The Heavenly Emperor refused, and Spotted Dragon Two ended the chapter by demanding that Song Shuhang call him Dad.

• Song Shuhang activated Stele-Blade Unity with Stele Fellow Daoist and sent the twelve Heavenly Court members a powerful data-stream infusion mixed with Onion Lady’s memories of centuries spent as a green onion.
• The twelve members screamed in agony, and the seven Eighth-Grade Profound Sages hallucinated that they had become onions enduring hundreds of years on a mountaintop.
• Song Shuhang tried to transfer the twelve to Fairy Cheng Lin, but the transfer failed because she was dead and had blacklisted him.
• Song Shuhang tried to transfer the twelve to the Heavenly Emperor, who rejected them and told him to handle the matter himself.
• Spotted Dragon Two asked whether Song Shuhang had inherited Cheng Lin’s Daoist name, then told him to call him Dad.

Song Shuhang received Spotted Dragon Two’s Incurable Disease Saber, which incapacitated him and the twelve Ancient Heavenly Court members connected to him. A powerful bird-claw visitor arrived with the fallen Qilin Beast and began investigating Cheng Lin’s whereabouts, suspecting Song Shuhang was her.

• At Fairy Cheng Lin’s request, Spotted Dragon Two passed Song Shuhang a saber technique that he called the Benevolence Saber.
• Song Shuhang received the technique and discovered it was the Incurable Disease Saber, unleashing the agony of a thousand illnesses and collapsing him.
• Through their connection to Song Shuhang, the twelve Ancient Heavenly Court members shared the agony, and the eleven others across the Beast Cultivator World fell as well.
• A powerful bird claw stopped the Tribulation Immortal Qilin Beast from crashing and carried it down to Senior White and the others.
• The bird-claw visitor spoke with White Dragon Sister and Merit Snake Beauty, then asked where Cheng Lin was.
• Merit Snake Beauty pointed to Song Shuhang, and the visitor approached him, wondering if he was Cheng Lin.

Phoenix Ritual Zither Master mistook Song Shuhang for Song Blockhead and attacked him, but a saber light carrying Cheng Lin’s scent struck her when she spoke Cheng Lin’s name. Senior White hid the group, then disguised himself as Song Shuhang and lay down in his place, leaving the Qilin and Phoenix Ritual Zither Master to find him.

• Phoenix Ritual Zither Master recognized Song Shuhang’s familiar scent, mistook him for Song Blockhead, and struck him, while Stele Fellow Daoist absorbed most of the damage.
• Pavilion Master Chu challenged Phoenix Ritual Zither Master, who explained that she had come to collect Song Blockhead’s debt before realizing Song Shuhang was someone else.
• Phoenix Ritual Zither Master remembered that she was searching for Cheng Lin and spoke his name, triggering a saber light from Song Shuhang that bypassed her defenses and inflicted thousands of terminal illnesses.
• Senior White gathered Song Shuhang, Su Clan's Sixteen, White Dragon Sister, and the others into Heavenly Sleeve Cosmos, then disguised himself as Song Shuhang and lay in the rubble.
• The Qilin and Phoenix Ritual Zither Master found the disguised Senior White, and the Qilin gently lifted him onto its back despite Phoenix Ritual Zither Master’s demand to drag him away harshly.