"How much?! $24 million over two years? For an undrafted player? Are you sure you're not playing some international joke on me?!"
"F-Fake... right? How is that even possible?!"
"Wtf? He's an undrafted player. What gives him the right? Why would they pay a player like that such a high salary?! You might as well have a swan strip naked and kneel down to lick a toad's boots! This is absurd! I don't believe it. I absolutely refuse to believe it!!!"
"Hehe~ Why not? Maybe you don't know just how insane Su Yan's performances have been over the past week, despite being an undrafted player. In his NBA debut, he came off the bench for five minutes and exploded for 24 points, hitting a step-back three-pointer at the buzzer to single-handedly bury Thunder's Big Three. Against the Pistons, he casually dropped 25 points. Against the Warriors, he went off for 37 points and knocked down a full 10 three-pointers, setting the single-game three-pointer record for this season. He also became the ninth player in NBA history to make 10+ three-pointers in a single game. Isn't that explosive enough? And last night, he hit another nine three-pointers. His volume was as astonishing as ever, as he racked up 36 points, 5 steals, and 4 blocks. What was that? Elite 3&D player-level play. The league was moving toward the Small Ball Era, and Su Yan was a promising prospect perfectly suited to the times!!! Not only was he playing well, but Su Yan also had the massive Dragon Country market behind him. Just look at Yao Ming's popularity. With all these factors combined, once Su Yan's rapidly growing fame truly took off, he would instantly become a hot commodity the entire league would fight over!"
"Ahem... The major teams had long since