Douluo: Plot Modification – Tang San Turns into a Woman Right from the Start
Chapter 24

Tang San Hits Himself, Never Seen That Before

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Tang San nodded.

"Let's do it!"

She wanted to end the battle in one strike.

She had to leave a good impression on Xiao Wu.

That way, they could become best friends in the future.

She went straight for a soul skill.

After all, the Blue Silver Weasel itself could not fight. All it could do was run.

"First Soul Skill,"

"Fart like Charm, Hypnotic Love Spell!"

[The First Soul Skill Tang San used released a charming fart from the Blue Silver Weasel's tail.]

Ye Ying watched everything unfold. How could he let Tang San have such a perfect chance to show off?

Perfect.

First, he would make Tang San embarrass herself and build up the other side's image.

Then, when he stepped in and resolved everything effortlessly, it would make him look even more impressive.

That was how Dragon King War God novels were written.

He had learned it.

"Change 'tail' to 'head' for me."

[Modification successful. 'Tail' has been changed to 'head.' Points +1. Current Points: 1,778.]

[The First Soul Skill Tang San used released a charming fart from the Blue Silver Weasel's head.]

The Blue Silver Weasel's butt had been aimed at Xiao Chenyu, but at that moment, it clearly felt somewhat blocked up.

It could not let the fart out!

Something was wrong!

Why was today's fart not coming out, but instead moving upward?

Immediately afterward, a charming fart sprayed out of the Blue Silver Weasel's mouth, and Xiao Wu stood directly in front of it.

The fart shot straight at Xiao Wu.

Xiao Wu's brows instantly furrowed as she swiftly retreated.

She was a Hundred-Thousand-Year Soul Beast in human form. Her spiritual power was far stronger than that of ordinary soul masters.

The charming effect only lasted for an instant before vanishing completely.

"Hey!"

Xiao Wu cried out.

"You weasel are absolutely disgusting!"

"You actually sprayed such foul-smelling gas at me!"

"That's so embarrassing!"

"Tang San, hurry up and take your weasel martial soul and get out of the way."

"You're not an undercover agent for those self-funded students, are you? You suddenly attacked me!"

Tang San was utterly dumbfounded as well.

What was this Blue Silver Weasel doing?!

"What are you doing?!"

Tang San grabbed it and questioned it.

At that moment, the Blue Silver Weasel looked rather dazed.

Then the remaining charming fart in its stomach sprayed out of its mouth, landing directly on Tang San's face.

Tang San's eyes instantly became unfocused.

Xiao Chenyu's group of lackeys immediately burst into laughter.

"Tang San, what the hell is that?"

"I've never seen anyone use farting as an attack method before."

"Now that's what I call attacking yourself."

Tang San had charmed herself with her own spiritual power, and quickly recovered.

She silently cursed in her heart.

That idiot Liu Ruyan—she still had to do it herself!

Now, she could only endure the pain and take the field.

Even walking hurt terribly, yet she actually had to fight now.

But for the hundred-thousand-year Soul Ring and soul bone, she had no choice but to go.

[Tang San stepped on Ghost Shadow Perplexing Track and charged toward Xiao Chenyu.]

Ye Ying once again made the modification with practiced ease.

Tang San moved incredibly fast when using Ghost Shadow Perplexing Track.

Before Xiao Chenyu could even react, Tang San was already about to reach him.

He instinctively swung both wolf claws at Tang San, but Tang San's body dropped straight down, causing Xiao Chenyu to grab nothing but air.

"Nice one, Tang San!"

Xiao Wu could not help cheering Tang San on.

But in the next instant, Tang San shifted her center of gravity backward and downward, her left leg stretched straight forward while her right leg bent, her body leaning back as her right hand lightly braced against the ground to keep herself from falling.

The smile on Xiao Wu's face instantly froze.

Tang San slid between Xiao Chenyu's legs with a sliding tackle.

"HAHAHAHA!"

Thunderous laughter instantly erupted from the fee-paying students' side again.

"Tang San..."

"HAHAHAHA!"

"No, if you wanted to crawl through someone's legs, you could've just said so. There was no need to pretend to do it during a fight."

"I never expected you to know how to slide tackle. That takes skill, but who would've thought you'd use it to crawl through someone's legs!"

"HAHAHAHA!"

Tang San's face was burning red.

Humiliating—far too humiliating.

How had she ended up crawling through his legs?!

Ye Ying had not expected Tang San to pull off such a fancy move either.

He had merely changed "charge" to "crawl,"

wanting Tang San to crawl past him. He had not expected her to use such a novel way to do it.

Tang San really knew how to have fun.

[Modification successful. Changed "charge" to "crawl." Points +1. Current Points: 1779.]

[Tang San stepped on Ghost Shadow Perplexing Track and crawled toward Xiao Chenyu.]

Xiao Chenyu had no intention of giving up now. He could not compromise just because Tang San had crawled through his legs.

How could it be that easy?

Xiao Chenyu swiftly turned around, raised his knee, and slammed it heavily into Tang San's face.

Bang!

That hit nearly knocked Tang San's teeth out.

It left Tang San dizzy and disoriented, seeing stars.

"You..."

"You actually dared to launch a sneak attack!"

"Despicable!"

Tang San cursed inwardly.

Only disciples of the Tang Sect get to ambush others. How dare you sneak attack me?!

Ye Ying knew it was his turn to step in now.

He slowly took two steps forward.

"Alright, Tang San, come down."

Ye Ying shook his head as if he had given Tang San a chance, but she had failed to make use of it.

"Little Wang, help Tang San out."

Upon hearing that, Wang Sheng hurried forward to support Tang San.

Xiao Wu wore a look of disdain as well.

The phantom of Snow King slowly appeared behind Ye Ying.

A yellow Soul Ring slowly rose from beneath his feet.

With a grab of his right hand, a huge ice cream cone was already in his grasp.

"Ye Ying, Snow King martial soul, level-eleven Battle Soul Master."

"I won't bully you. You can all come at me together."

Xiao Chenyu was instantly startled when he saw this.

"A Hundred-Year Soul Ring!"

Even the one he had absorbed was only a Ten-Year Soul Ring.

This guy seemed to have quite the background.

Especially that crowned martial soul behind him, called Snow King.

It sounded incredibly powerful.

This fight would not be easy.

"I'll test you first!"

"I'm a genius Soul Master of Notting Academy too!"

Xiao Chenyu quickly stepped forward.

Ye Ying casually swung the ice cream cone in his hand, sending Xiao Chenyu flying.

He spoke blandly.

"Next genius Soul Master from Notting Academy, please."

No one moved.

Xiao Chenyu had been sent flying. Did they still dare to make a move?

Seeing that no one was attacking, Ye Ying could not help but grow anxious.

Seriously?

I'd transmigrated with a system, with such an awesome martial soul and such powerful Soul Rings

wasn't I supposed to come out and show off?

Wasn't I supposed to enjoy this?

All the showing off I'd been denied in my previous life had to be paid back!

Every last bit of it!

[Xiao Chenyu was sent flying, and the self-funded students all did not dare to make a move.]

Ye Ying began making changes.

"Change 'not' to 'very.'"

[Modification successful. Points +1. Current Points: 1,780.]

[Xiao Chenyu was sent flying sky-high, and the self-funded students all very much dared to make a move.]

Someone shouted, "You actually dared to hit Boss Xiao!"

"Brothers, rush him and beat up Ye Ying!"

Ye Ying instantly smiled.

Awesome!

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