Nine-Turn Large Intestine Stuffed, Jianshouqing Poisoning, Tang San and Liu Ruyan Make Spectacles of Themselves

"Sorry, sorry."

"I'll have the kitchen make you a new one right away."

The waiter quickly cleared the dish away with an apologetic expression.

Tang San waved her hand in utter speechlessness.

"Forget it, forget it. There's no need. I'm not eating it."

"This thing seriously makes me want to throw up."

The waiter had not expected such a problem. This was the first time it had happened.

Tang San turned her gaze to the other dishes.

One of them was a ring of large intestines nested together, covered in reddish-brown sauce and topped with little green caps.

It looked delicious.

Tang San forced her mouth wide open, picked up a piece, and stuffed it into her mouth while enduring the pain.

Her face twisted in discomfort.

[Tang San stuffed a piece of fully cooked Nine-Turn Large Intestine into her mouth.]

Ye Ying also took a bite at that moment.

The flavor was actually quite good.

After all, this was the Most Expensive Restaurant.

Even if it was bad, it could not possibly be that bad.

This time, he could not change fully cooked to completely raw.

Large intestine sashimi was just so-so, really.

He had tried it once at an all-you-can-eat barbecue place before. It did not have much flavor.

Scent-gland sashimi, on the other hand, was completely different.

"Change fully cooked to unwashed!"

[Modification successful. Fully cooked changed to unwashed. Points +1. Current Points: 9,902.]

[Tang San stuffed a piece of unwashed Nine-Turn Large Intestine into her mouth.]

Tang San chewed hard.

"Not bad, not bad."

"This one's much better."

"And there's filling inside, too."

"It's made really well."

But as she kept eating, Tang San began to feel that something was wrong.

Her expression changed.

Ignoring the pain, she abruptly spat out the Nine-Turn Large Intestine in her mouth.

"What is going on with your Nine-Turn Large Intestine?!"

Tang San immediately started cursing again.

"It's raw again!"

"And why is there filling inside?"

"It wasn't washed!"

"Was that intentional, or was it an accident?"

Tang San grabbed her teacup and began rinsing her mouth again the same way she had earlier.

Last time, she had spat out foul liquid.

This time, she spat out stinking water.

Tang San retched violently.

"Sorry, sorry."

"This must be a problem with the kitchen."

"We'll replace it with a new serving right away."

Tang San nearly threw up all the stomach acid in her stomach.

"Don't..."

"Don't. I'm scared."

Ye Ying put the last piece into his mouth.

"Wasn't it washed?"

"It's completely raw?"

"It wasn't like this when I ate it."

"Not bad. A nice little flavor."

"Then eat something else."

Tang San shook her head.

She truly had no appetite at all now.

Seeing this table full of delicacies, she had no desire to eat whatsoever.

Her stomach was growling, yet she simply did not want to eat.

She had never felt this miserable in her life.

Someone had finally treated her to a meal at the Most Expensive Restaurant, yet she had not managed to swallow even a single bite.

Ye Ying waved a hand, signaling that the waiter did not need to bother.

When the restaurant's kitchen staff heard about it, they were also utterly baffled.

How could something like this happen?

How could his signature dish, pan-fried kidneys, possibly be raw?

And all the dishes had been made together, so how could only one be raw?

And the unwashed intestines—what was that about?

They could not figure it out.

They could not figure it out no matter how hard they racked their brains.

Ye Ying and Xiao Wu ate with great enjoyment.

The two occasionally fed each other.

Tang San sat there staring blankly.

Her fists were clenched tight.

She was absolutely furious inside.

"Tang San, I have to say, you really know how to order. Everything you picked is pretty good."

Ye Ying urged her a few more times.

"Eat."

"Don't just sit there without eating, as if I'm refusing to let you have any."

Tang San: ...

Ye Ying even took the initiative to place some food onto Tang San's plate.

"Try this mushroom. It's called Jianshouqing. It tastes incredibly good—such a magical sensation, a flavor I've never had before."

Tang San nodded stiffly.

"Then I'll give it another try."

Since Ye Ying was so insistent on her eating, it would be rude to refuse him.

She picked up the Jianshouqing and put it into her mouth, taking a small bite.

"Not bad, not bad."

"Fresh!"

"Exceptionally fresh!"

Tang San's eyes instantly lit up.

"Tasty, right?"

Xiao Wu giggled as well.

Tang San nodded, and her appetite began to return.

But then she suddenly noticed that something about the scene before her was off.

"Eh, Xiao Wu, why have you turned into a pink rabbit?"

"And Ye Ying, why have you turned into a snowman?"

"Did you two activate your Martial Soul Avatars?"

"Why are there so many little birds on the table eating?"

"Hey, why has that Nine-Turn Large Intestine turned into a pig? And a blue-haired one at that?"

At that moment, everyone stared at Tang San in confusion.

None of them understood what she was talking about.

"Why did I see that willow-leaf ornament on the table asking me how hidden weapons are made?"

Tang San looked toward the emerald bamboo outside the window.

"No, those bamboo stalks want me to forge them into Bamboo Leaf Flying Knives?"

"Hehe, that won't do. Bamboo Leaf Flying Knives merely resemble bamboo leaves—how could real bamboo leaves possibly be made into knives?"

"Aren't you just fantasizing?"

As she spoke, Tang San took out a Bamboo Leaf Flying Knife from her storage Soul Guide Bracelet.

Although Ye Ying had stopped Tang San from learning forging during the previous two years, preventing her from properly studying it, she had still secretly watched bit by bit, and combined with what she had learned in her previous life, as well as the boost from the protagonist's halo, she had still managed to forge some hidden weapons.

It was, after all, the protagonist's halo.

In the end, it had not been completely blocked—only partially intercepted.

And just as Tang San took out the Bamboo Leaf Flying Knife, she saw the Bamboo Leaf Flying Knife come to life.

It stood up, then hopped and skipped over to fight that blue-haired pig.

Suddenly, the Bamboo Leaf Flying Knife began spinning without pause, and actually transformed into Buddha's Fury Tang Lotus!

"Buddha's Fury Tang Lotus—didn't I forge you before? I never expected to see you here today!"

Tang San reached out and grabbed at the air, catching a handful of air and examining it over and over as though it were a treasure.

"Brother Ying?"

"What's wrong with Tang San?"

Xiao Wu asked Ye Ying in confusion.

"Why is she saying such nonsense?"

"Talking about this fighting and that fighting..."

Ye Ying slowly spoke.

"Something's wrong!"

"Something's wrong."

"There's twelve out of ten levels of wrong here."

"Tang San has gone mad!"

But at that moment, the waitress spotted the crux of the problem.

She no longer cared about keeping up appearances.

She anxiously shouted, "Someone, come quickly!"

"Come quickly!"

"A customer here has been poisoned from eating Jianshouqing!"

"The poisoning is serious—the hallucinations are extreme!"

In an instant, the entire restaurant erupted.

The restaurant manager quickly appeared.

"Quick, quick, quick! Hurry and send her to Suotuo City First Noble Hospital."

"Her consciousness is already unclear."

Tang San waved her hand.

"Why go to some noble hospital?"

"Who's been poisoned? That's complete nonsense."

She said, "How could I possibly be poisoned? I'm perfectly clear-headed."

"I can see everything clearly."

The restaurant kitchen was in even greater chaos.

They had specifically fried the see-hand mushrooms for so long—how could anyone possibly get poisoned?!

And this customer had gotten sick again!

What the hell was going on?!

She ate kidney and claimed it was undercooked; she ate intestines and claimed they still had stuffing in them.

Now she ate mushrooms and got mushroom poisoning.

Was she here to set them up?

Everyone else was fine, yet she was the only one who had problems.

Could she be allergic to the food?

The more Tang San acted like this, the more worried the restaurant staff became.

The early symptoms of poisoning were nausea, vomiting, and discomfort.

Only in the middle and later stages would one start seeing little people.

Well, she had skipped straight past the early stage and entered the late stage.

If they didn't get her help soon, death wouldn't be far off.

If someone died from eating here, the restaurant might as well shut down.

"Get her to the hospital, now!"

"Go call a Didi Horse-Hailing!"

The manager quickly gave orders.

Ye Ying froze when he heard that.

"Didi Horse-Hailing?"

Suotuo City really was a big city, unlike Notting City. It even had Didi Horse-Hailing.

"Ma'am, come with us quickly."

"Let the Didi Horse-Hailing take you to the hospital."

Tang San waved them off.

"No, no."

"I'm perfectly fine. Why would I go there?"

"I'm researching how to make Buddha's Fury Tang Lotus right now."

The restaurant manager immediately had someone prepare to drag Tang San to the hospital by force.

"Quick, do it!"

"Use force!"

Two men swiftly moved to seize Tang San.

But Tang San used Controlling Crane Capturing Dragon and shoved the two men away.

Her left hand grasped at the air, her eyes shining.

"What a treasure."

"Liu Ruyan!"

"Hurry up and stop them!"

Tang San summoned her martial soul, Blue Silver Weasel.

One white and one translucent Soul Ring slowly rose.

The martial soul and Soul Master were one.

Tang San had been poisoned.

How could Blue Silver Weasel Liu Ruyan possibly have avoided being poisoned?

Blue Silver Weasel was equally dazed at the moment.

Especially since the spice had made her swelling even worse.

Her head had grown a full size larger.

Liu Ruyan stared at the people before her in a daze.

It was as though she had returned to before her transmigration.

She stood upright on her two hind legs, taking on a human-like posture.

With three parts coldness, three parts mockery, and four parts carelessness in her gaze, she said, "I already told you we broke up. I belong to Young Master Tang now."

"Why are you still coming to find me?"

"Seriously, I can't believe you. Get lost—go as far away as you can!"

She jumped onto the table, picked up a black napkin, and pointed it at the manager. "Look, this is the bag Young Master Tang bought for me. An X L bag, a whole tier above LV. Later, he's going to buy me an even more high-end X X L bag."