Douluo: Plot Modification – Tang San Turns into a Woman Right from the Start
Chapter 47

Didi Horse-Hailing, No License No Horse Riding, Tang San Conspires with Hospital to Defraud

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Seeing the Blue Silver Weasel like this, Ye Ying felt that it was all so real.

The content he had once watched in short videos had been reflected into reality.

But at a glance, this Liu Ruyan did not seem like anything valuable.

He had heard of L V before, but what the heck was X L?

And there was even X X L.

Clothing size labels?

Could it be that she wanted to buy an extra-extra-large bag?

An extra-extra-large bag.

Ye Ying thought for a moment.

Three words naturally surfaced in his mind.

Body bag.

At this moment, the people in the restaurant had no way of dealing with Tang San.

They immediately looked to Ye Ying as if asking for help.

Ye Ying directly raised his right hand.

Absorption Palm.

This was something he had derived from the Controlling Crane Capturing Dragon Tang San had taught him.

When cultivated to minor mastery, it could draw in a thousand-jin boulder.

When facing an enemy, its savage pulling force could forcibly suck the blood out of a human body.

There was also a Fire-Blowing Palm.

It could create powerful wind pressure and shove the target away.

Xiao Yan: Why did these two moves look a little familiar?

As the power of the Absorption Palm activated, Tang San was suddenly seized by the collar at the neck by Ye Ying.

Ye Ying was not worried about touching somewhere he should not.

Because Tang San's chest was an airstrip.

Exceptionally flat.

Just short of being perfectly smooth.

Tang San was still smug.

Then Ye Ying threw a punch, and Tang San immediately stopped responding.

He had learned this move from Tang San too.

This was how Tang San had struck the Blue Silver Weasel.

It had to be said—it was quite useful.

"Manager!"

"Didi Horse-Hailing is here!"

A waiter quickly ran in from outside.

The manager hurriedly said, "Lead the way. Get the guests to Suotuo City First Noble Hospital immediately."

Outside the restaurant stood four tall horses—one white, one brown, one black, and one chestnut.

In front of each horse was a rider.

Two men and two women.

Even the two riders wore helmets.

Ye Ying swiftly tossed Tang San onto a horse's back.

One of the riders put a helmet on Tang San, then fastened her into a safety harness.

This was to keep her from being thrown off if the horse stopped suddenly.

Xiao Wu and Ye Ying mounted two other horses.

The restaurant manager mounted the remaining one.

The four tall horses neighed and charged forward at once.

There was a dedicated riding lane in the middle of the road.

It was specifically for horseback riding.

The four tall horses galloped rapidly onward.

Ye Ying felt the wind whistling past his ears.

It gave him the feeling of riding a little electric scooter in his previous life.

At that moment, Ye Ying couldn't help asking the horse driver curiously, "Do you need a Riding Certificate to be a horse driver?"

The horse driver immediately replied, "Of course. You can't ride without a license."

"And the Riding Certificate has to match the horse."

"Otherwise, it counts as a mismatch between the license and horse type, and points will be deducted."

"If you lose all twelve points, you'll have to retake the Riding Certificate exam."

Before long, Didi Horse-Hailing delivered the four of them to Suotuo City First Noble Hospital.

They had arrived quickly, and the poisoning appeared extremely serious.

Treatment was not easy either.

First, they ran tests to confirm what kind of poisoning it was.

They said it was Jianshouqing poisoning, but it still had to be tested.

Sure enough, it was Jianshouqing poisoning.

Then they gave Tang San some antidote.

It didn't work.

Then they increased the dosage, but it still didn't work.

In the end, an expert from the toxicology department stepped in.

Four Soul Rings—white, yellow, purple, and purple—rose up.

Holding a healing scepter in hand, his fourth Soul Ring flashed.

A stream of purple light was drawn out from Tang San's body.

With the soul skill in effect, the poison was removed.

They even specifically helped Tang San get rid of her Flaming Ham Red Lips.

Tang San swayed as she slowly regained consciousness.

"Where am I?"

She was utterly bewildered.

"I remember I was researching concealed weapons, wasn't I?"

"How did I end up here?"

Seeing Tang San wake up, the restaurant manager finally let out a long breath.

"I'm truly sorry."

"You got poisoned from eating Jianshouqing."

"Thankfully, you survived."

"I'm really sorry."

"How are you feeling now?"

"Come back to our restaurant and have something to eat."

"It'll be completely free!"

Tang San shuddered inwardly and hurriedly shook her head.

"No, no."

"I still want to live a few more years."

The restaurant manager was deeply embarrassed as well.

After apologizing repeatedly, he gave them a voucher worth one hundred Gold Soul Coins before leaving.

"Xiao San,"

"how did you end up getting poisoned?"

Ye Ying looked worried as well.

"You're okay now, right?"

"I'm fine."

Tang San felt much better by then, "The effects after treatment really are different."

"I feel completely refreshed."

"But..."

"I still don't want to eat anything."

"That gamey kidney and stuffed sashimi made me feel a little sick."

"Let's find somewhere to stay and get some rest."

Tang San spoke slowly.

Naturally, Ye Ying and Xiao Wu agreed.

After all, that was what they should have done after eating.

But just as Tang San was about to leave, she was stopped.

"Wait a moment, sir."

"You haven't paid your medical fees yet."

In an instant, Tang San was stunned.

"Didn't the person from the restaurant pay?"

At that moment, Ye Ying gave Xiao Wu a look.

The two of them swiftly walked out of the hospital and slipped away.

Tang San was the only one left in the noble hospital.

Tang San stared blankly at her treatment bill.

Three hundred Copper Soul Coins.

"No, why is it so expensive?"

"And why did the examination say it was Jianshouqing poisoning?"

"Why did you need to test for it when you already knew it was Jianshouqing poisoning?"

The noble hospital doctor replied flatly, "What you said doesn't count."

"We had to test it. Only after confirming it was Jianshouqing poisoning through testing could we proceed."

Tang San asked again, "Then why did you give us those other two useless medications?"

The doctor glanced at her.

"Wasn't it so that it'd be convenient for you to take medicine, and convenient for me to prescribe medicine and earn—"

"No, it was so we could conveniently let you try the medicine and see whether you'd get better."

"After using it twice in a row, I was afraid you'd run out of money and not dare to continue."

"No, it was because it didn't work after two uses. There can be a first and a second, but not a third."

"We could only have the poisoning department specialist step in."

Tang San was furious!

The fees for eighteen examinations were one hundred Copper Soul Coins.

The first round of medication cost fifty Copper Soul Coins.

The second round cost one hundred and forty Copper Soul Coins.

The Soul Skill treatment that actually worked at the end cost ten Copper Soul Coins.

Furious, Tang San crumpled the paper in her hand into a ball.

"So if you'd directly used the Soul Skill to treat me, I would've only needed to spend ten Copper Soul Coins?"

The poisoning department doctor pondered for a moment, then nodded.

"Theoretically, that's correct."

"But the examinations were already done."

"And the medicine was already used."

"Without those first two prerequisites, though, the final treatment could not have been carried out."

"You can pay now!"

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