Primordial World: Dad Under House Arrest? I'll Smash Hongjun with My Baby Bottle!
Chapter 24

Target: Spirit Mountain, Debt Collection Journey Begins Again!

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"???" Guanyin Bodhisattva's mind struggled to process the request.

"To... to our home?"

"That's right!" Xiruan declared righteously. "If you can't afford to compensate us, then you have to take us to your home to get the money from your boss!"

"Your boss definitely has money! I heard that old auntie just now say you abducted thousands of people from our home!"

"So many people must be worth a lot of money! We need your boss to come and pay personally!"

Xiruan felt her logic was impeccable. If the enforcer couldn't pay, then go straight to the boss! It was only natural!

Meanwhile, Wudang Holy Mother, standing nearby, trembled with excitement upon hearing this.

To... to their home?

Did the senior mean... to go to the Western Religious Sect's base, the sacred land of Spirit Mountain?!

My heavens!

The senior wasn't satisfied with just teaching Guanyin a lesson!

She was going to... strike at the heart of the enemy, ascend Spirit Mountain, and settle the score with the two Western Saints face-to-face!

What courage! What spirit!

"Disciple... disciple wishes to guide the senior!" Wudang Holy Mother pledged without hesitation.

She felt this was a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity!

With this unfathomable senior present, perhaps they could truly rescue their fellow disciples who were forcibly converted!

Listening to the two of them, Guanyin Bodhisattva nearly fainted from fright.

Take her... to Spirit Mountain?

Was this a joke!

Bringing this little Devil King back to Spirit Mountain was no different than inviting a wolf into the house!

A wolf wasn't even as terrifying as her!

It was like leading a ravenous Chaos beast directly to their dinner table!

At that point, let alone the two leaders, the entire Spirit Mountain would probably be torn down by her!

"No... no! Absolutely not!" Guanyin Bodhisattva refused sternly without a second thought.

"Oh? Not?"

Xiruan's eyes narrowed, and she threatened with a fierce, childish tone:

"Do you want me to beat you so badly that your own mother wouldn't recognize you right now, or do you want to take us to your home and let your boss take the beating for you?"

"I'll give you three seconds to consider."

"One..."

Guanyin Bodhisattva looked at the terrifying baby bottle flickering with the dark light of Chaos and quickly weighed her options.

On one hand, she might face immediate death and have all her treasures plundered.

On the other hand, she could pass this hot potato to the two Saint leaders at home to deal with.

Although bringing this little Devil King to Spirit Mountain would surely result in a severe punishment for her, at least... she could save her life, right?

Besides, the two leaders had vast Spiritual Power, and their Saintly methods were omnipotent. They wouldn't possibly be unable to deal with a mere child, would they?

Yes! It must be like this!

I am luring the snake out of its hole for the sect, allowing the two leaders a chance to permanently eliminate this hidden danger!

I am sacrificing myself for the sect!

With this thought, Guanyin Bodhisattva felt much better.

"Three!"

Xiruan's countdown had ended.

"I'll take you! I'll take you there!"

A second before the baby bottle could fall, Guanyin Bodhisattva let out a cry of humiliation and helplessness.

"Hmph! It would have been better if you agreed earlier!"

Xiruan retracted the baby bottle with satisfaction. She waved her little hand at Wudang Holy Mother and declared with great spirit: "Old auntie, keep up!"

"Let's go! To Spirit Mountain!"

"The debt-collecting journey begins anew!"

The Chaos void was boundless, dark, and desolate.

Under normal circumstances, even a Zenith Heaven Golden Immortal would not want to linger in such a dreadful place.

But at this moment, Xiruan's face was filled with excitement and anticipation.

"You bald idiot, hurry up and fly! Haven't you eaten?"

She urged the trembling figure ahead, carrying a baby bottle.

Guanyin Bodhisattva had no words to express her hardship.

Her life-bound magical treasure was damaged, her Primordial Spirit was shaken, and most of her Magical Power was gone...

It was already a miracle that she could keep the lotus platform from falling from the sky, let alone fly faster?

She could only grit her teeth and desperately activate her Magical Power, flying towards the Western Paradise.

Right now, she just wanted to send these two troublesome gods to Spirit Mountain as soon as possible, and then find a place to hide and never come out again.

"Senior, please slow down, wait for your disciple!"

Wudang Holy Mother closely followed Xiruan. Her injuries were also severe, but her spirit was unusually excited.

The thought of immediately ascending Spirit Mountain and seeking justice in front of the Two Sages of the West made her tremble with excitement.

"Auntie, you're slow too." Xiruan glanced back at her, a hint of disdain in her eyes.

She thought for a moment, then took out a golden candy bean from her Red Bib and offered it.

"Here, eat this. It'll give you strength."

Wudang Holy Mother's eyes widened as she looked at the pill exuding a rich aroma and flowing with Daoist charm.

A... Nine Revolutions Golden Elixir?!

And such a perfect Nine Revolutions Golden Elixir?!

This was something even Saints treasured!

Senior... she just casually took it out and gave it to me?

"Sen... Senior... this item is too precious, this disciple would never dare..." Wudang Holy Mother's voice trembled.

"Aiya, stop bothering me!"

Xiruan impatiently stuffed the golden pill into her mouth. "Just eat it if I tell you to! You'll have strength to argue with them after you eat it!"

The Nine Revolutions Golden Elixir melted in her mouth. Wudang Holy Mother felt a warm current surge through her limbs and bones.

Her depleted meridians and damaged Primordial Spirit were nourished by this power, repairing at an incredible speed.

In just a few breaths, her injuries were mostly healed, and her Magical Power returned to its peak!

Wudang Holy Mother was completely stunned.

She examined herself internally, feeling the pure and potent Taiqing Daoist charm within her body. Her reverence for Xiruan reached an unprecedented height.

Being able to casually take out a Nine Revolutions Golden Elixir as a snack... this couldn't be explained by a mere avatar of her master!

This senior's true identity was probably ten thousand times more terrifying than she imagined!

She was definitely an embodiment of the Great Dao's will! She was here to save their Intercepting Sect!

"How do you feel? Do you have strength now?" Xiruan nodded with satisfaction as she looked at the rosy-cheeked Wudang Holy Mother.

"Thank... thank you for the elixir, Senior!" Wudang Holy Mother bowed deeply to Xiruan again, performing a full prostration.

"Alright, alright, get up quickly." Xiruan waved her hand, finding this old auntie too polite.

After this small interlude, the group's progress finally picked up speed.

Led by Guanyin Bodhisattva, the three soon traversed the endless Chaos and arrived in a peaceful, bright, and wondrous world filled with Buddhist chants.

This was the sacred land of the Western Religious Sect—the Western Paradise.

"Wow—!"

As soon as they entered this world, Xiruan couldn't help but exclaim.

The ground was paved with glazed tiles, the roads were cast from gold, and the distant palaces and pavilions were all made of seven treasures. Illuminated by the boundless Buddha light, they emitted a dazzling radiance.

The air was filled with a calming sandalwood incense. Auspicious birds like cranes and peacocks occasionally flew by in the sky, chanting profound Buddhist scriptures.

The entire world exuded an aura of a nouveau riche who was flaunting their wealth.

"So... so magnificent!" Little stars began to appear in Xiruan's eyes.

In her simple worldview, the more beautiful the house, the richer the owner.

This place was beyond beautiful; it was a city built from gold and jewels!

"This village... is so rich!"

Her little head spun rapidly.

Such a rich village must have plundered a lot of the people's hard-earned money!

They owed her daddy so much money, and they even captured her daddy's employees to work for them, yet they lived in such beautiful golden houses!

It was outrageous! Unforgivable!

"You bald idiot! Since your family is so rich, why were you crying poverty earlier!" Xiruan turned her head and glared fiercely at Guanyin Bodhisattva.

Guanyin Bodhisattva's face was beyond description.

What could she say?

Was she supposed to tell her that this was all transformed from merit and faith, not ordinary gold and silver treasures?

Would she even understand if she did?!

"Hmph! I'll settle with you later!"

Xiruan couldn't be bothered with her. Her gaze was already captivated by the tallest, most magnificent, and most resplendent palace ahead.

That palace was the Spirit Mountain's Great Thunderclap Monastery.

"Let's go! We'll check out the biggest golden house!"

Xiruan, like a bandit leader about to raid a mansion, charged straight towards the Great Thunderclap Monastery.

As soon as she got close, she smelled a fragrance even more alluring than 9000-Year Peaches.

Following the scent, she circled around the Great Thunderclap Monastery and arrived at the back of the temple.

Then, she saw a scene she would never forget.

There was a colossal pond filled with divine water that shimmered with multicolored light.

In the center of the pond grew an enormous golden lotus, a twelve-petaled one. Each petal was imprinted with profound Buddhism runes, exuding supreme majesty that could suppress all eternity.

Beside it floated many smaller lotuses, nine-petaled, seven-petaled, five-petaled... competing in beauty, radiating treasure light.

The alluring fragrance came from these lotuses.

Xiruan's mouth watered uncontrollably.

"Wow! So... so many lotuses! They smell so good!"

Her greed for treasure erupted completely at this moment. Pointing at Jieyin Daoren (Receptionist)'s Twelve Grade Merit Golden Lotus, her eyes gleamed green.

"I want to pull it out and take it home to be a bed for my dad!"

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