Village bully? I've become a village bully?!

The cloud sea at the South Heaven Gate churned, golden light filling the sky. This was the center of power across the Three Realms, majestic and inviolable.

On duty today were the Four Heavenly Kings of the Mo Family, disciples of the Jie Sect. Bored out of their minds, they leaned against the pillars, feigning sleep with closed eyes.

Suddenly, a streak of red light tore through the billion-mile tranquility.

Too fast—so fast that even the Demon-Reflecting Mirror, tasked with monitoring celestial phenomena, failed to track it.

Xiruan smashed through layers of cloud barriers with reckless force, plunging straight toward the South Heaven Gate.

"Enemy attack—!"

Mo Liqing, the eldest, reacted fastest. His Qingyun Sword clanged as it left its sheath. The other three brothers scrambled to summon their treasures, all on high alert.

After all, the South Heaven Gate was the face of the Heavenly Court. Who would dare to barge in like this?

The red light stopped abruptly. The raging wind scattered the clouds and mist.

None of the four saw the peerless Demon King or the six-armed, three-headed fiend they had imagined.

Instead, a tiny figure, not even reaching Mo Liqing's knee, stood there quietly.

Xiruan sniffled, looking at the four oddly shaped men before her with some disdain.

"Hey!"

She tossed her milk bottle to the ground with a thunderous crash! The very ground of the South Heaven Gate trembled three times.

"Why does this village committee charge an entry fee?"

Xiruan pointed at Mo Liqing, her voice babyish but sharp: "Hey, uncle with the sword, and that one hugging a rat, open the door already!"

"I've got some personal business with your village chief, Haotian!"

Village committee?

Village chief?

The Four Heavenly Kings exchanged bewildered glances, their heads buzzing.

This was the Heavenly Court, ruling over the Three Realms! That was the Jade Emperor, the Great Heavenly Honored One!

How did this wild girl turn the Great Heavenly Honored One into a village chief?

"Bold brat!"

Mo Liqing's face darkened, feeling insulted. He pointed his Qingyun Sword straight at her brow.

"Whose little brat hasn't been weaned yet and runs wild? This is the sacred ground of the Heavenly Court! Get lost now, or this Heavenly King will teach you a lesson on behalf of your parents!"

"Teach me?"

Xiruan tilted her head, her little face full of seriousness:

"My dad said, when you're out and about, if someone points a sword at you, then..."

[Ding! Divine Brat System triggered!]

[Option One: Back down. Reward: Ultimate Pacifier x1.]

[Option Two: Throw a tantrum. Reward: Cotton Candy x1.]

[Option Three: I'm here to collect a debt! If you don't open the door, I'll smash it! Reward: Pangu's Essence Blood x1 drop!]

Pangu's Essence Blood?

She had no idea what it was, but it sounded tasty!

"I pick three!"

A devilish grin spread across Xiruan's lips, revealing sharp little fangs.

"Then I'll break the sword!"

The moment the words left her mouth.

A primordial, savage force erupted from her tiny body.

Whoosh—!

Xiruan swung her milk bottle and smashed it straight at him.

"Not good!"

Mo Liqing's scalp tingled. He felt as if an ancient divine mountain was crashing down on him!

He had no time to dodge, only to raise his sword in a block.

He had to hold! This was a top-grade Postnatal Spirit Treasure!

Crack!

A brittle, teeth-grinding sound.

The Qingyun Sword, which had once struck fear into the Western Qi army, shattered like glass before the milk bottle!

Mo Liqing didn't even have time to scream. His entire body was sent flying by the bottle, slammed deep into the golden pillar behind him.

Dead silence.

The magical treasures in the three brothers' hands nearly dropped from shock.

One move?

A top-grade Postnatal Spirit Treasure shattered, and the person was crippled?

This little thing was only three years old?!

"Big Brother!"

Mo Lihong snapped back first, offering up his treasure.

"Collect!"

The Hunyuan Umbrella spun, darkening heaven and earth, a massive suction force enveloping Xixi, trying to pull this terrifying toddler inside to dissolve into pus.

"This broken umbrella looks like it leaks in the rain."

Xiruan snorted disdainfully.

She shot straight into the air, ignoring the Hunyuan Umbrella's suction, and charged right up to Mo Lihong.

Rip—!

The Hunyuan Umbrella, impervious to water and fire, unfathomable to heaven and earth, was torn apart by her bare hands!

"Since it's broken, you don't need it anymore!"

Xiruan backhanded Mo Lihong across the face.

Smack—!

Mo Lihong spun eighteen times on the spot, teeth flying everywhere, and collapsed face-first to the ground.

"Second Brother!"

Mo Lihai trembled in fear, just about to pluck the Jade Pipa to launch an attack.

"So noisy! You think you deserve to play the zither?"

Xiruan grabbed a random sword shard from the ground and flung it out.

The broken sword struck the pipa dead-on, the massive momentum carrying Mo Lihai dozens of meters away, pinning him directly to a pillar.

In the blink of an eye.

Of the Four Heavenly Kings, only Mo Lishou and the trembling Purple Gold Flower Fox Mink in his arms remained.

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"You... don't come any closer!"

Mo Lishou's legs cramped with terror.

"Squeak!"

The Flower Fox Mink in his arms, loyal to the end, shot out at its fastest speed ever, instantly transforming into a giant beast, opening its massive maw to bite down on Xixi.

"Wow! A big cat!"

Xiruan's eyes instantly turned into stars.

She slid into a tackle right in front of the Flower Fox Mink, reached out with her chubby little hand, and grabbed it with precision.

"Up!"

With a sharp cry, she channeled strength into both arms.

The giant Flower Fox Mink was lifted clean off the ground by her, then swung in a full arc through the air.

"Go you!"

She used the Flower Fox Mink like a meteor hammer, smashing it straight into the stunned Mo Lishou.

Man and mink collided, rolled their eyes back, and passed out.

Job done, wrap it up.

Xiruan patted the nonexistent dust off her hands, picked up a shiny Storage Bag that had fallen from someone on the ground, and scanned it with her divine sense.

"Not much money in here, huh. Broke."

She curled her lip in disdain, then looked up at the massive plaque—[South Heaven Gate].

It gleamed with gold, dazzling to the eyes.

"This sign's hung too high, makes my neck sore."

Thinking of the system's reward, Xiruan grinned wide.

She raised her milk bottle high above her head, Pangu's Power surging from within her body, and smashed it down hard on that symbol of heavenly authority!

"Open up!"

Boom—!

This strike shook heaven and earth.

That golden plaque, bathed in millennia of incense offerings, was instantly shattered into a rain of golden dust!

The entire Thirty-Three Heavens began to tremble violently.

Inside the Lingxiao Treasure Hall, music and dance flourished, celestial melodies drifting through the air.

Jade Emperor Haotian, seated high upon his dragon throne, was splashed all over with immortal wine.

"What's going on? An earth dragon turning over?"

Before he could lose his temper, a disheveled figure stumbled and crawled into the hall.

"Report—! Your Majesty! Disaster!"

The Patrolling Spirit Officer in charge of security was pale with terror.

"Your Majesty! The South Heaven Gate... the South Heaven Gate has been torn down!"

"What?!"

Haotian shot to his feet, his dragon robe billowing, the pressure of a half-saint sweeping across the hall, sending the dancing girls kneeling in terror.

"Who did it? Did Xingtian fight his way up? Or remnants of the Demon Race?"

"N-no... not that..." the Spirit Officer stammered. "It's... a three-year-old little girl! Carrying a milk bottle, and she said... she said..."

"Said what?!"

"She said you are... a village bully, and she's here to collect a debt on behalf of her father!"

Village bully?

Collect a debt?

The muscles on Haotian's face twitched. He was so angry he laughed. "Bold! I, Imperial We, have ruled the Three Realms through countless kalpas, and this is the first time I've been called a village bully!"

"Prepare the chariot!"

He swept his sleeve, his face dark enough to drip water.

"Let Imperial We see which wild brat dares to tear down my gate!"

At the ruins of the South Heaven Gate, the dust settled.

Xiruan sat atop a broken golden pillar, pinching a dark red blood bead between her fingers—Pangu's Essence Blood, a reward from the system.

"This candy doesn't look very sweet," she muttered.

Then she opened her mouth and tossed the blood bead—containing enough energy to burst a Zenith Heaven Golden Immortal—inside.

Crunch.

Like chewing a candy, she bit down and swallowed.

Then, a vast, abyss-like surge of life force exploded within her tiny body.

If it had been anyone else, they would have exploded on the spot.

But this power was instantly absorbed by her bizarre constitution, finally settling into a single, milky-scented burp.

"Burp~"

Just then.

The Nine-Dragon Chariot arrived, golden light flooding the sky.

Haotian sat upright in the chariot, flanked by the Pagoda-Bearing Heavenly King and Taibai Jinxing, descending in grand procession over the ruins.

Looking down at the mess below, and the little girl swinging her tiny feet amidst the rubble, Haotian felt nothing but absurdity.

She was this small?

Was she really the one causing trouble?

"Who is below?" Haotian suppressed his fury, his voice booming like thunder across the sky. "Why did you destroy my heavenly gate and wound my heavenly generals?"

Xiruan looked up at the man glowing all over.

"Wow, what a big lightbulb."

She pointed a chubby finger at Haotian's nose.

"Hey! You in the car!"

"You're that village bully Haotian who owes debts and likes locking up lonely old people, right?"

Complete silence fell.

Taibai Jinxing's jaw nearly hit the floor.

Lightbulb? Village bully?

Was this child insane?

Xiruan didn't care. Her milk bottle grew larger than herself, and she aimed it at Haotian, shouting with righteous indignation:

"Hand over the keys to your Peach Garden! And my dad said, if you don't pay up today, I'm tearing this crappy chariot of yours apart and selling it for scrap!"