It's over!
It's barbecue, throw flowers to celebrate the ending!
Qin Feng cursed God in despair. How the hell could He play with people like this!?
A few days ago, he was still working hard screwing bolts so his boss could afford a mistress next year. Who would have thought he'd be recycled for no reason, turning into a fetus developing sneakily in the womb.
After gathering information for a few days, he discovered this wasn't his original world, but a fantasy world called the Desolate Ancient World.
Demons and monsters coexisted with humans, immortals and mortals lived together. Great experts could split mountains and rivers, summon wind and rain, overlook the heavens and earth, and shake the nine provinces with a single word.
He originally thought that a Salted Fish like him—so unremarkable that even a dog wouldn't turn its head if he were thrown on the street, and who would take a wrong turn even on a browser—wouldn't survive three episodes in this fantasy world.
But the surprise came too suddenly; his Father was actually the head of the Qin Family.
The Qin Family was filled with experts, produced geniuses one after another, and shook the Desolate Ancient World... known as the number one family in the Desolate Ancient World.
A powerful background allowed him to walk sideways through the Desolate Ancient World. There was nothing that couldn't be solved by shouting for his Father.
If there was, he'd just shout for his mother!
His biological mother also had a significant background; she was the Saintess of Mount Taibai Immortal, one of the Three Great Holy Lands.
If shouting for his parents didn't work, the family still had ten experts at the level of the Ten Old Ancestors holding down the fort. As long as he didn't provoke those perverted protagonists who came with a Protagonist Halo, he could play however he wanted.
Protagonists?!
He'd really read too much!
Qin Feng started to feel that he must be overthinking things. How could such a Cheater exist in the real world? Several generations of hard work being inferior to a single fortuitous encounter for some greenhorn was truly ridiculous.
But who would have known, the next second he wouldn't be able to laugh.
Today, his biological mother, whom he had never met, drank a bowl of Immortal Fluid carefully prepared for her by the Qin Family as usual.
This Immortal Fluid possessed magical power; drinking it could strengthen a baby's Potential, and the more one drank, the stronger the Potential became.
In order to let this little baby of the Qin Family win at the starting line, the Qin Family even spared no effort to use a secret technique to delay his birth by 100 years. It had already been 97 years, and he would be born in another 3 years.
But today, before Qin Feng could even start absorbing it, the energy transformed from the Immortal Fluid was absorbed by something else. The other party was even left wanting more and began frantically plundering the energy within his body.
It made his spirit wither instantly, feeling even more exhausted than being quarantined for 20 days with his ex-girlfriend in his past life. It also made him realize that he wasn't the only one living here; there was a terrifying little guy right beside him.
If things kept being sucked away like this, he would be finished in just a few days.
"What kind of Monster is this!?"
Qin Feng felt incomparable terror in his heart, wanting to get as far away from this terrifying Monster as possible.
But the womb was only so big; he truly had nowhere to run, and could only watch helplessly as the energy within his body was absorbed bit by bit.
Just then—
A voice rang out in Qin Feng's mind, "Ding Dong, Epic Son of Heaven detected, system activation initiated..."
This Monster is the protagonist!?
Qin Feng felt like a stunned iron-head, a nameless panic rising in his heart.
As everyone knew, a protagonist's family members held a high-risk profession. Either they were wiped out to kickstart the plot, or they hindered the protagonist's growth in combat power, ultimately ending up as a sacrifice to the heavens.
Even if they managed to survive until the very end, they would be ruthlessly ground into the dirt by fate until they were physically and mentally exhausted, never to show their true prowess again.
As if to confirm Qin Feng's suspicions, he actually saw his Second Brother's Protagonist Halo attributes.
Epic Protagonist Halo: An Epic-level exclusive halo for a protagonist, a sight seen once in ten thousand years. There is no logic to speak of; don't ask, if you ask, it's just the setting. Luck bonus: 9999+ Comprehension bonus: 9999+ Potential bonus: 9999+ Charm bonus: 9999+ Relative reincarnation rate: 50% Note: In the event of a life-or-death crisis, the halo will trigger additional bonuses. Additional bonus effects are as follows: Luck additional bonus: 9999+ Comprehension additional bonus: 9999+ Potential additional bonus: 9999+ Charm additional bonus: 9999+ Relative reincarnation rate: 999...%
"Holy Shit, is there any justice left? Is there any law!?"
Qin Feng couldn't help but curse out loud, his heart letting out a marmot-like shriek.
He was clearly the one who had transmigrated, so how did his Second Brother become the Protagonist!?
Then what did that make him!?
A villain!?
"Ding Dong, detected that the Host is a Destined Arch Villain. The Universe Super Invincible Great Villain System has been successfully activated!"
The air suddenly went quiet...
A certain handsome guy had a massive Holy Shit echoing in his mind.
Being the twin elder brother of the Protagonist was already dangerous enough, but now it wanted him to be a Destined Arch Villain? Wasn't this just a classic case of carrying a lantern into a latrine—looking for shit!?
At the same time, he couldn't help but think about what to do in the future.
Don't be greedy for money, don't be lecherous, don't take on disciples, don't establish a sect, stay low-key whenever possible, don't show off, don't provoke geniuses or trash, don't save beauties in distress, and walk the other way if you run into Ye Lin, Chen Xiao, Chu Qin, Su Fang, or Zhou.
And the most important point of all: absolutely never laugh with a "Jie Jie Jie."
"Ding Dong, friendly reminder: according to the System's analysis of the Host's personality, the Host is greedy, lecherous, loves to brag, and is overflowing with flamboyant charm—a true man's man. You will absolutely not be content with living in seclusion or being an honest man who cultivates his character."
Qin Feng couldn't hold it in anymore and started spewing profanities.
"Holy shit, are you kidding me? Doesn't your conscience hurt saying things like that? I've been incredibly kind-hearted since I was a kid, okay? When I see the young lady next door taking a bath, I kindly open the window to let some air in. When I see Old Wang next door isn't home, I help him take care of his wife. When I meet a homeless young lady, I give her a warm home. My friends all say I have the talent of a Prime Minister, but I just want to be a boy-next-door, quietly helping my neighbors fix their sewers..."
But just as Qin Feng finished listing one-tenth of his virtues, he heard the System's voice ring out again.
"Ding Dong, Great Villain Beginner Gift Pack successfully issued."
"Ding Dong, Congratulations to the Host for obtaining the Mythical Grade Aura, Emperor's Talent!"
"Ding Dong, Congratulations to the Host for obtaining the God-level Cultivation Technique, Thirty-Three Heavens Creation Art!"
"Ding Dong, Congratulations to the Host for obtaining the Mythical Grade epic item, Max Level Red-haired Old Monster Experience Voucher!"
Emperor's Talent: Mythical Aura. Upon use, grants a tenfold bonus to all attributes (Note: The tenfold bonus effect will adjust based on the increase of base attributes). Thirty-Three Heavens Creation Art: Mythical Cultivation Technique. Born from the Big Bang, it possesses the power to seize the creation of heaven and earth. Max Level Red-haired Old Monster Experience Voucher: Mythical Grade epic item. Upon use, experience the joy of being a Max Level Red-haired Old Monster, suppressing everyone in the world who dares to claim invincibility or claim they are undefeated (Note: Duration is 24 hours, cooldown is ten years).
Qin Feng stared blankly at the item attributes, suddenly feeling that being a villain wasn't so bad after all.
If you're a brother, come and hack me!!
No way!
Having been raised on Confucian thought since childhood, he was a proper gentleman who grew up reading the Analects. How could he willingly debase himself to become a villain?
"Sucking, sucking, sucking—all you ever do is f***ing suck!"
Qin Feng realized Second Brother was still draining his energy and delivered a fierce kick directly to his face.
Confucius said: If a gentleman is not heavy-handed, he will not command respect. (Note: When a gentleman takes action, he must strike with heavy force, otherwise he cannot establish his authority...)
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