Aboard the Divine Wind Boat.
Qin Feng stood alone at the bow, gazing in the direction Lin San had gone.
Ever since Lin San and his second brother left, Qin Feng had lost his source of Villain Points. He no longer felt like watching the song and dance performances.
"Who is Your Majesty thinking about?"
Fengqing blinked her big eyes from a short distance away, wondering if she could find a chance to sell herself.
"Probably Lin San?"
Yue Xi thought for a moment before saying, "Every time Your Majesty runs into Lin San, he gets especially excited. He can't wait to stick to him twelve hours a day."
"Don't be ridiculous!"
Fengqing immediately objected. "Your Majesty is a normal man. Every time he sees Lin San, he bullies him. How could he pine away over another man and forget to eat or sleep?"
"You have a point!"
Yue Xi thought it over again. "We're about to reach Yaoshen Valley. Could His Majesty be thinking about that dairy cow he lost not long ago?"
"A dairy cow?"
Fengqing rolled her eyes. "No wonder His Majesty often says your little mouth is poisonous!"
"I'm just stating facts!"
Yue Xi kept up her sharp-tongued remarks. "What normal woman is that big? I seriously suspect Yourong's pulling a padding scam. She probably just stuffed in a few extra layers of cotton. She's like a crab: looks huge, but once you take off the shell, there isn't much meat."
"I secretly felt her up. It's not a padding scam!"
Fengqing glanced down at herself, feeling sour. "I wonder what Yourong eats to grow like that. All her flesh went exactly where it was supposed to."
"Big breasts don't make you so special!"
Yue Xi deliberately puffed out her chest, showing that she wasn't exactly