A Desperate Brain-Dead Mission

"System, open the traversable world list for me!"

"Ding! The Traversal Template has been opened. Please check it yourself, Host."

Hoo--

Exhaling, Xiao Han waved his hand, and a brand-new system panel appeared before him.

"Currently traversable worlds.

1. Hong Kong version of A Chinese Ghost Story:

Help Yan Chixia slay the Tree Demon Granny, Black Mountain Demon, and Centipede Demon.

Slaying the Tree Demon Granny rewards three Minor Realm Advancements. Slaying the Black Mountain Demon rewards four Minor Realm Advancements. Slaying the Centipede Demon rewards four Minor Realm Advancements.

Completing all missions rewards one Ten Consecutive Card Pool.

After completing all missions, the World Anchor will be unlocked, allowing free entry and exit from this world after mission completion."

2. Marvel Cinematic Universe Captain America 1:

Help Hydra defeat Captain America, help Hydra rule the world, and help Germany defeat the Allies.

Defeating Captain America rewards one Minor Realm Advancement. Hydra ruling the world rewards five Minor Realm Advancements. Germany defeating the Allies rewards five Minor Realm Advancements.

Completing all missions rewards one Ten Consecutive Card Pool.

After completing all missions, the World Anchor will be unlocked, allowing free entry and exit from this world after mission completion.

3. My Youth Romantic Comedy Is Wrong, As I Expected

Within one month, conquer five women from the group including Yukino Yukinoshita, Yui Yuigahama, Shizuka Hiratsuka, Megumi Kato, Iroha Isshiki, Saika Totsuka, Saki Kawasaki, Haruno Yukinoshita, and Komachi Hikigaya, and have them agree to a "one dragon, five phoenixes" scenario with you.

Completing all missions rewards the ability to bring five women back to the Douqi Continent.

Each successful conquest rewards one Minor Realm Advancement. The reward doubles after successfully achieving the "five phoenixes" scenario.

After completing all missions, the World Anchor will be unlocked, allowing free entry and exit from this world after mission completion."

Pfft--!

After reading the only three traversable worlds on the system panel, Xiao Han was dumbfounded.

He felt like his head had been opened, but not completely.

What kind of agonizing system would issue such a dark and twisted mission?!

Let's talk about the first one. Xiao Han had just Breakthrough to Dou Shi. But if he went all out, he could probably fight Nine Star Dou Grandmaster without losing, and defeating a Five Star Dou Grandmaster from the Original Work would be easy.

But if he had to face the Tree Demon Granny, the Black Mountain Demon, and the Centipede Demon, he'd be in for a tough time. Fortunately, he wasn't alone; with Yan Chixia by his side, a true master, it was a different story.

Moreover, the Hong Kong version of A Chinese Ghost Story was limited by the filming techniques of the time, so thankfully, the displayed combat power wasn't too high. If Xiao Han gritted his teeth and played the salted fish, following Yan Chixia for assists, he could probably endure it.

So, the first mission was relatively standard.

But starting from the second mission, the system began to act erratically.

Hydra, aiding and abetting the Germans, had been wantonly invading countries worldwide as aggressors, incurring widespread anger.

In the US alone, during World War II, a large number of superheroes were already fighting Hydra, with famous examples including Captain America, and the Original Ant-Man, Doctor Pym, and his wife, the Original Wasp.

And in the shadows, there was also the hidden female bald master, the Ancient One.

This meant that Hydra's actions were considered minor skirmishes in her eyes, and she didn't take them seriously. If they truly touched the Ancient One's bottom line, Xiao Han was sure that before the next day, Hydra's Red Skull would become a dead skull.

Although the Marvel Cinematic Universe's depiction was far inferior to the manga's world view, where characters started at the single-entity level and were practically infinitely multiversal.

But whether it was the Ancient One or Odin, they at least possessed star-breaking level combat power! Of course, here, star-breaking was based on Earth standards.

What level was star-breaking combat power? Translated to the Battle Through the Heavens world view, it was already close to the level of an eight or nine-star Dou Sheng.

In the Battle of the Two Emperors, Xiao Yan and Hun Tiandi's clash sent shockwaves that created a ten-thousand-mile abyss, which was already the level of breaking Jupiter!

As a level 9 newbie forum member of Wang Feng's bar, Xiao Han deeply understood the importance of power levels.

Therefore, Xiao Han wasn't foolish enough to provoke the world's superheroes and the Ancient One who had been secretly guarding Earth. Undeniably, the second mission was impossible to complete!

He could just pass on it without even thinking.

Then came the most speechless third mission.

Having watched anime to some extent, Xiao Han naturally knew what kind of world view My Youth Romantic Comedy Is Wrong, As I Expected belonged to.

This was just an ordinary romance Daily Life light novel world!

Before transmigrating, Xiao Han had been tormented by a large number of authors writing mixed-genre anime and daily life stories. Undeniably, all authors who wrote daily life Otaku Novels would write about this famous romance light novel adaptation anime.

So during that period, Xiao Han felt like complaining whenever he saw female characters from this novel written into stories; he was suffering from aesthetic fatigue!

Moreover, this mission of "dating them, making them blush, and then engaging in group sex" was utterly brainless.

Putting aside other things, wasn't this person named Saika Totsuka a "cute boy"?

Why was this guy also within the targeting range?

Did the system want him to engage in sword fighting with this pretty-as-a-woman young man?!!!

Damn it!

If it weren't for confirming he was a fantasy genre transmigrator, Xiao Han would have thought he'd transmigrated into a daily life otaku novel.

Just having the two stunning beauties, Xiao Xun'er and Qinglin, clinging to him was already giving Xiao Han a splitting headache. He'd have to be bored out of his mind to go pursue Japanese girls in such a daily life world setting.

Moreover, according to the unwritten rule that "beauty in high-martial worlds is superior to beauty in daily life worlds," Xiao Han couldn't be bothered to go chase after those mere decorative vases who were just a bit pretty.

Weren't his own two little beauties enough?

As long as Xiao Han willed it, his own home-grown flowers would readily bloom for him, so why bother with the wild flowers outside?

More importantly, this kind of daily life world setting offered no benefit to his combat power whatsoever!

Xiao Han would have to be completely insane to choose to transmigrate into such a world!

"System, are these the only three worlds available for transmigration? Can we change them?" After taking a deep breath, Xiao Han summoned the system again.

"Yes."

The system's cold voice sounded.

Xiao Han's expression brightened upon hearing this, but he couldn't laugh the next moment.

"Refreshing the list of transmigratable worlds costs 5000 Energy Value."

(?_?)

Xiao Han felt a bit of existential doubt. "5000 Energy Value? Even if you sold me, I couldn't get that much Energy Value for you."

"Without Energy Value, you cannot refresh the world list."

After ruthlessly rejecting Xiao Han, the system fell silent.

"#..."

The system was so uncooperative that veins popped out on Xiao Han's forehead. He took another deep breath. "Calm down, calm down. This system is just a rigid mechanical intelligence, brainless."

No wonder those transmigrators loved cursing the system so much. Xiao Han finally understood.

But the system was the foundation of Xiao Han's rise. He wouldn't curse the system out of anger unless he was absolutely furious.

Lowering his head and pondering in silence, Xiao Han began to calculate his current combat power.

Currently, he possessed the Purple Cloud Wings for flight, and for movement, he had the Yellow Rank Body Movement Dou Technique, Extreme Shadow Steps.

For mid-to-long range combat, he had the Cloud Crushing Swordplay to unleash waves of sword energy and sword light, as well as the Magic Armor's spinning energy blades.

As for defense, there was no need to mention it. His Magic Armor protected him, and with Magic Flame Burning Heaven, gods and demons would retreat wherever he went.

He also possessed a set of Yellow Rank Dou Techniques that were considered quite formidable in a low-martial world setting.

The ultimate move is the Earth-Tier Dou Skill "Flame Splitting Wave Ruler," which can charge up and unleash waves from a distance.

As for mental attacks, Xiao Han didn't know if he could block them. After all, even with his strong Soul Power, he was still only at the Mortal Realm level.

Huh? Unknowingly, I've already become this strong?

This Transmigrator is super strong yet excessively cautious!

Σ(????)?

Good heavens, with this getup, he could probably be a local overlord among the monsters in A Chinese Ghost Story.

After calculating his current combat power, Xiao Han realized he had no other choice.

The other two world missions either had danger and rewards that were disproportionate, or the missions themselves were too brainless, making him not even want to attempt them.

That left only one relatively decent world mission.

The Hong Kong version of A Chinese Ghost Story world!

It's decided, you're the one!