An Extremely Terrible Gacha Experience

"Ding! Instance dungeon A Chinese Ghost Story concluded. Mission rewards are now being distributed.

Myriad Worlds ten-draw card pool reward has been issued.

Please sign for it, Host."

It was still that cold, mechanical voice, as if the system had no desire for further conversation.

Since that was the case, Xiao Han was happy to have some peace.

He tapped the system screen with his finger, opening an interface identical to a gacha game from his past life called Honkai Impact 3rd. For some reason, seeing this interface stirred a wave of intense discomfort.

Back then, with no money to recharge, he'd grind daily quests like crazy for crystals, only to pull mountains of trash every time he finally saved up—it made his stomach churn.

But according to the system, this system's ten-draw had a pity mechanic.

It wouldn't let him pull nothing but garbage from a ten-draw.

"Start the draw!"

As Xiao Han's words fell, the system emitted a series of white lights and began rattling off names.

"Bear Grylls's Jungle Knife."

"Yan Shuangying's bullet."

"Liu Peiqiang's vodka."

"Victory Team's Hyper Gun."

"Goddess of Light Li Jiayu's original worn underpants."

"Spongebob's Jellyfish Net."

"Tony Stark's cigar."

"Kasumigaoka Utaha's original black silk stockings."

"Gatanothor, crushed by Glitter Tiga."

"Spirit Summoning Technique."

Pfft—!!!

Even though Xiao Han had mentally prepared himself, knowing the system's ten-draw would be a scam, he still spat out his drink when he saw what he'd pulled!

What the hell?! What even is all this?!

Damn it, no matter how you look at it, this is just too half-assed!!!

"What the hell is all this crap?! It's nothing but a pile of garbage! Grandma's! I'd have respected you if you'd just thrown me a single cultivation manual!"

What use was Spirit Summoning Technique? He didn't keep pets!

Bear Grylls's Jungle Knife, Captain China's bullet, ZywOo's vodka, Victory Team's toy gun, Iron Man's expensive cigar... and Spongebob's Jellyfish Net—he could tolerate all that!

He could even accept Senior's original black silk stockings.

But that thing with the longest name—what was it again?

Goddess of Light... Li Jiayu?

Just mentioning that name made Xiao Han recall the terror of being dominated by the Three Evil Books.

That year, young and ignorant, Xiao Han clicked out of curiosity, and his mind and body suffered severe psychological damage!

Shivering, Xiao Han's trembling hand pulled a pure white item from the system interface...

"Holy crap!"

In fright, he hurled the white lace panties to the ground, his face twisted with terror.

Who am I, what was I just doing?!

Is this thing really that terrifying?

So this is the power of The Most Beautiful Woman Under the Stars?

Taking a deep breath, Demonic Flame uncontrollably surged from within him, clinging to Xiao Han's body. With a single thought, he could burn the thing to ashes!

But for some reason, against all logic, Xiao Han couldn't bring himself to destroy it. Instead, he stored it in his Storage Ring...

"Whoosh—"

Only after that "Goddess's Original Underpants" vanished did Xiao Han snap back to reality.

Staring at the pile of junk he'd pulled from the system interface, he inexplicably felt a strong urge to kill.

"Calm down! Calm down! The world is so beautiful, and I'm so irritable. That's not good, not good..."

Gritting his teeth, he comforted himself, then opened the system's Customer Service with a friendly smile and called the system out.

Pointing at the heap of junk on the ground, he suppressed his anger.

"So this is your so-called ten-draw pity guarantee?"

"No, you've got it wrong. The real pity is over there."

The system coldly replied, unhurriedly projecting an arrow pointing behind Xiao Han.

Following the direction indicated by the system, Xiao Han looked behind himself. It was fine until he looked—then he jumped in fright.

Under a large tree behind Xiao Han sat an incredibly cute little loli who appeared to be only ten years old. Her jet-black, silky long hair draped over her shoulders, and her fair skin was as smooth as lard. Blood-red pupils were set into her flawless face, and a pure black lace long dress wrapped around her delicate body. On her adorable three-inch golden lotuses were a pair of white lace short socks and black round-toe leather shoes that suited a little loli perfectly.

But at this moment, the loli's face wore an expression of doubting life itself, as if she had suffered some enormous setback. Her eyes were vacant as she stared blankly at the sky, muttering something under her breath.

"Impossible... how could I have lost?"

"Hahaha, it must be an illusion. I clearly turned that guy into a stone statue..."

"Wuwuwu... I obviously won, so why did that guy resurrect? And he turned all golden and shiny..."

"If I'd beaten that guy, the humans on Earth would have worshipped me... Wuwuwu... I won't accept this..."

Gulp.

Swallowing his saliva, Xiao Han opened the System Interface. After ruling out all other items, only one remained—one he had selectively ignored.

"Gatanothor... crushed by Glitter Tiga?!"

Taking several steps back in terror, Xiao Han's mind conjured an unforgettable scene. It was a world-ending beast that spread black mist across the entire globe, sending only its underlings to nearly wipe out humanity—a super terrifying apocalyptic monster so powerful that even the enhanced Zeperion Beam could only scratch it! It was a giant sea conch with eyes on its chin!

—The Dark Ruler, the Evil God Gatanothor!

That thing had once been a childhood nightmare for Xiao Han, but as someone who had become light back then, he hadn't thought much of it after growing up. He never expected to meet this infamous dark evil god from the Ultraman series here today!

But...

Xiao Han gestured helplessly. This frail-looking little loli, only about 1.3 meters tall—was she really that upside-down giant sea conch?

And he hadn't expected a ten-draw to produce a living creature.

Looking at Gatanothor, who was still dazed under the tree, Xiao Han began questioning the system. Under its guidance, he opened the pet system, which had been gathering dust in a corner.

Opening the pet system, the first thing he saw was a photo of a giant sea conch covered in dense holes, countless tentacles flailing up and down. Xiao Han's sphincter tightened, and he felt his sanity points drop significantly.

Gatanothor truly lived up to being an indescribable evil god, a creature based on Cthugha, the eldest son of Cthulhu. Just looking at the photo caused physical discomfort. The image seen in Tokusatsu shows was on a completely different level from this realistic depiction.

Glancing again at the black-haired, red-eyed little loli sitting on the ground in a daze, Xiao Han sighed helplessly. With such a gap, could this kid really be the evil god Gatanothor? With that thought, Xiao Han opened Gatanothor's file.

"Pet: Gatanothor

Level: Nine Star Dou Sheng Peak (power converted to Douqi Continent system, Star-Breaking level)

Attribute: Dark

Status: Sealed (lost all power after being hit by Glitter Zeperion Beam and Timer Flash)

Unseal Method: Unknown.

Affinity: Loyal (fixed by system)

Abilities:

1. World-Ending Black Mist (all below Dou Sheng are ants)

2. Penetrating Ray (petrifies enemy's body, permanently traps their consciousness inside)

3. Tentacle Strike.

4. Pincer Attack.

5. Spatial Power (ability generated after converting power into Douqi, belonging to the current power system)."

After looking at the system panel, Xiao Han's face lit up with joy at the Nine Star Dou Sheng peak level. But when he saw the sealed status, his expression immediately fell.

"What the hell? So I have to babysit this loli version of Gatanothor?"

As if sensing his doubting gaze, the black-haired loli raised her head and looked at Xiao Han with vacant eyes.

Then, for some reason, the next moment she stood up and excitedly ran over to him.

"I smell something nice on you—it must be delicious! Give it to me now!" The innocent little loli looked up at Xiao Han, who was 1.7 meters tall, and her tender voice rang out. So kawaii!

Although he was charmed by Gatanothor's appearance, Xiao Han was puzzled. What on him could Gatanothor find tasty?

While Xiao Han was spacing out, Gatanothor had already grown impatient and made a move.

Xiao Han felt his pants move. He looked down and his face changed drastically!

"You naughty child, don't pull my pants, aaaaah! There's nothing in there! Don't pull so hard, ah—!!!"