"I'm very calm. Seeing Archer act like this, I believe I made a very wise decision."
Shirou: "..."
I peeked at her through my own skill, so why was she using a Command Spell to order me around...
Shirou lowered his head sadly. It seemed he could only explain things to his Master.
"I think I can still salvage this."
"Archer, do you have improper intentions toward Miss Sesshoin?"
Shirou scratched his head.
He really couldn't say he didn't.
"Yeah. Going by those Chinese TV dramas, I need to figure out how to give her one hell of a bang."
Hakuno raised her hand. The red Command Spell gave off a faint glow.
It seemed there had been a misunderstanding.
"Wait, wait, wait! The bang I meant wasn't that kind of bang!"
"Does 'give her a bang' have any other meaning?"
"Of course it does. Jing Ke assassinating the King of Qin, two hairy legs... I mean, when I see Kiyohime Sesshoin, I get the same feeling Jing Ke got when he saw the King of Qin, Kirei when he saw Tokiomi, and King Hassan when he saw Ramesses II—I want to sneak up behind her and give her a slash."
"Sure enough, Archer, I think there's something wrong with you."
Hakuno was already quite certain of it. The glow from the Command Spell in her hand showed that she really was about to resort to something.
Had this hopelessly kind Master started feeling pity for Sesshoin?
Shirou frowned. Just as he was preparing to reason with her, and, if that failed, sleep with her until she was convinced—
"You only looked at her and not at me."
"I was looking at her like that because I wanted to kill her, and yet you..."
Hakuno caught the loophole in Shirou's