"Right. Although Tohsaka Rin is our only enemy for now, I think there must be something suspicious behind this." Shirou explained his reasoning. "First of all, we know Rin well. She definitely isn't the real enemy. In a game, she'd be no more than a mid-boss."
"So?"
"So we use Rin to find the final boss."
"Hm?"
"If the final boss is a woman, I'll use my looks to seduce her."
"What if it's a man?"
Hakuno stared at Shirou with dead fish eyes. She couldn't possibly be the one to do it, could she? Girls were at far too much of a disadvantage in this kind of situation.
"Then I'll seduce him too!" Shirou declared firmly, a trace of reluctance in his eyes.
Coming out was still better than never making it back to Earth.
Hakuno was stunned.
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She immediately sprang to her feet, waving her arms as she stammered, "No, Archer, you absolutely can't do that!"
Though this King Hassan shield of hers was quite large, standing up like that wouldn't keep Hakuno hidden. Shirou hurriedly pulled her back down to avoid being spotted, only for Hakuno to fall onto him.
The situation suddenly became rather delicate. If this were an adult anime, the development might have become even more delicate.
"Ahem. Well, you're the Master, so if you don't agree, forget it. Don't worry, there'll always be another way. Has your big brother Shirou ever lied to you?"
"Huh? Archer, didn't you say you didn't have a name?"
"Ahem. Anyway, even if I have to work part-time, I'll help you pay back the money." Shirou coughed and quietly changed the subject, then gently pushed Hakuno away. "Working is a Servant's job. The Master just has to wait obediently."
"Mm. Then... can I make you walk for