Playing Hooky

A thousand years ago, a child saved a White Snake. Later, the White Snake cultivated into human form and, to repay the kindness, married the child.

Tens of years later, Bai Suzhen found Xu Xian too old and left him, heading into the mountains to fool around with the Scorpion Spirit.

Old man Xu Xian, seeking revenge, trekked across barren mountains and treacherous waters before finally finding the Seven-Colored Gourd Seed and growing seven Calabash Brothers.

After the Calabash Brothers defeated Bai Suzhen, they lived happily in the forest. Later, they encountered Snow White and were struck dumb by her heavenly beauty, caring for her with meticulous devotion.

When the Witch discovered this, she refined the seven Calabash Brothers into seven Dragon Balls and hid them throughout various places of the world. Legend had it that as long as all seven Dragon Balls were gathered, the Divine Dragon could be summoned.

From then on, the Martial World was thrown into a bloody storm.

To end this tempest, the Poison King paid the price of one eyeball and cast the Great Prophecy Technique.

He learned that a Japanese kid who had secretly learned Ancient Chinese Martial Arts would gather the Dragon Balls, and when that happened, all humanity would suffer a devastating blow.

To save the world, the Poison King became the One-Eyed Boss of the Avengers and recruited capable heroes from across the land. To awaken their Force, he launched Star Wars.

After the great war, Earth's vegetation coverage was less than one ten thousandth, and humanity's living conditions had never been so harsh.

To protect the few remaining trees, Earth gave birth to Son of Earth Xiong Da and Xiong Er, who became the guardians of the last forest.

To protect the forest, Xiong Da and Xiong Er began