Someone's monologue: My name is Kyon. I once... all right, no need to repeat what I said before. Let's put it another way: I used to be Kyon, but now I've suffered an evil feminization brought about by the world's malice... and am now called Kyonko... Screw you!!!
"Good afternoon, Kyon."
"..." Kyon stared wide-eyed at the girl in the clubroom who greeted her so familiarly... Say, who was this short-haired, fox-eyed girl smiling at her? She felt a lot like Itsuki Koizumi?
Wait! She called her Kyon, right?! It had to be Kyon, right?!
"Itsuki?"
"Oh, stop it. My name is Ichiki." The fox-eyed girl gave a dark little smile.
"Bastard! Quit playing dumb! You definitely know something, don't you!?" Seeing Itsuki Koizumi's reaction, Kyon flew into a rage and pounced on her, immediately grappling with the girl.
"Kyon..." Mikuru watched the cute ponytailed girl with considerable concern. Well, yes, this was Kyon... though she ought to be called Kyonko now. At present, the only ones who still retained their former memories were probably the members of the SOS Brigade, aside from Haruhi.
"Damn it, how did you accept this change so quickly? You really are a pervert deep down, aren't you!" Pressing hard on the fox-eyed girl's shoulders beneath her, Kyon suddenly discovered that she was incredibly strong now... she was actually overpowering her? "Sure enough, anyone who smiles all day long is a pervert inside, right?!" "Uh, Kyonko, that's a rather broad stroke you're painting with." Koizumi Ichiki... yes, let's call her Koizumi Ichiki for now. She restrained the smile on her face. "Also, Kyonko, your hand..."
"I DON'T CARE!!!! Everyone knows the truth anyway, right?!" Kyon, whose other hand was pressed against Koizumi Ichiki's chest, decisively cut her off.
Click.
The door opened at a truly