He Is Not Even As Good As A Porno

[Lu Jiuyuan: This is a proper Myriad Worlds Peerless Beauty Group, not a place for you to trade illicit resources.]

[Yan Lingji: Oh my, how is this not proper? This is called cultural exchange!]

[Feng Qing'er: Exactly, what's wrong with us studying the customs and traditions of other worlds?]

[Yan Lingji: Besides, Group Leader, these came pre-loaded in the group files.]

Lu Jiuyuan was stunned.

Group files?

He opened the group files and flipped through them.

Then, he fell silent.

[Peerless Beauty Group · Shared Folder]

[Beauty and Skincare Section]

[Compendium of Dual Cultivation Techniques]

[Island Nation Cultural Exchange Series (114 volumes total)]

Lu Jiuyuan's face darkened.

"114 volumes??"

He couldn't help but blurt out.

What on earth were these women doing in the group?

[Lu Jiuyuan: Where did these files come from?]

[Yan Lingji: I don't know, they were already there when I joined.]

[Feng Qing'er: If I had known the group files had so many good things, I would have studied them thoroughly sooner, but it's not too late.]

[Yun Yun: +1]

[Medusa: +2]

[Bibi Dong: +3.]

Lu Jiuyuan was momentarily dumbfounded.

System-provided?

Lu Jiuyuan suddenly recalled the name of this group—Myriad Worlds Peerless Beauty Group.

Peerless Beauty.

Peerless Beauty...

He seemed to understand something.

[Lu Jiuyuan: So, this group was originally meant for beauties to exchange... these things?]

[Yan Lingji: The Group Leader is sharp!]

[Feng Qing'er: What else did you think? Besides, you were just an accident who joined, and then accidentally became our Group Leader!]

[Yun Yun: Um... Group Leader, you aren't really going to delete them all, are you?]

Lu Jiuyuan stared at this message, lost in thought.

As a transmigrator, he naturally knew how precious these resources were.

114 volumes of cultural exchange from various worlds.

If this were to get out...

Wait, what was he thinking?

He was a completely standard "decent person."

[Lu Jiuyuan: These resources have a bad influence.]

[Yan Lingji: How is the influence bad?]

[Lu Jiuyuan: What if an outsider sees them...]

[Feng Qing'er: These are group files; outsiders can't get in.]

[Lu Jiuyuan: ...]

[Yun Yun: And Group Leader, are you sure you want to delete them?]

[Yun Yun: These are the essence of various worlds.]

[Yun Yun: If studied thoroughly, they are also helpful for cultivation.]

[Medusa: She's right. The dual cultivation techniques are indeed useful.]

Lu Jiuyuan fell silent.

He had glanced over them briefly just now and had indeed seen quite a few dual cultivation techniques.

If he could study them...

No, no, that's not right.

What is he thinking?

[Lu Jiuyuan: You all are tempting the group leader to commit a mistake.]

[Yan Lingji: Tee-hee, so is the group leader going to commit it or not?]

[Feng Qing'er: He wouldn't dare. He looks like a decent person at first glance.]

[Yun Yun: Don't provoke him. If he actually deletes them, it'll be over...]

[Yan Lingji: Don't worry, he won't delete them.]

[Yan Lingji: Because he's already tempted!]

Lu Jiuyuan: "..."

This Yan Lingji, how does she know everything?

Just as he was about to say something, a new message suddenly popped up in the group.

[System Notification: Group member "Yan Lingji" has initiated a poll.]

[Poll Content: Do you agree with the group leader deleting the group archives?]

[Option A: Disagree (Strongly oppose)]

[Option B: Very much disagree (Oppose to death)]

[Option C: Resolutely disagree (Oppose to the end)]

Lu Jiuyuan: "..."

[Yan Lingji: Sisters, time to vote, time to vote!]

[Feng Qing'er: A!]

[Yun Yun: ...I'll go with A.]

[Medusa: A.]

[Bibi Dong: A.]

[New Member Nu: I just got here and I'm already seeing something this exciting?]

[New Member Nu: I'll vote for A too.]

Lu Jiuyuan watched the screen full of A's, his eyelid twitching.

[Lu Jiuyuan: You all are cheating.]

[Yan Lingji: Oh my, it's a democratic vote!]

[Feng Qing'er: Exactly, the minority must submit to the majority.]

[Yun Yun: Group leader, you should just accept your fate.]

He was about to speak when another message popped up in the group.

[Feng Qing'er: By the way, group leader, I forgot to tell you.]

[Feng Qing'er: If you dare to delete them, all of us will—]

[Feng Qing'er: Collectively challenge you.]

[Yan Lingji: +1]

[Yun Yun: +1]

[Medusa: +1]

[Bibi Dong: +1]

[Zi Nu: Although I don't know what's going on, +1]

Lu Jiuyuan looked at the screen full of +1s and fell completely silent.

A collective challenge?

Although he is in the mid-stage of the Taiqing Realm, he could handle one or two, but dealing with this many—

Moreover, these women come from different worlds and have all sorts of bizarre methods; he might not be able to handle them all.

The key is that this group of women is clearly serious.

[Lu Jiuyuan: Are you all threatening the group leader?]

[Yan Lingji: How can you call it a threat? This is called friendly negotiation~]

[Feng Qing'er: Exactly, if you comply, we'll still be good sisters—no, good group members.]

[Zi Nu: Group leader, just... keep them? Please.jpg]

Lu Jiuyuan looked at that "please" emoji, and for some reason, he suddenly wanted to laugh.

This group of women is truly interesting. Usually, they are more serious than the next, but now, for the sake of 114 adult films, they have actually started acting cute collectively?

[Lu Jiuyuan: So, in your eyes, these resources are more important than the group leader?]

The group went quiet for a moment.

[Yan Lingji: Well, obviously~]

[Feng Qing'er: No kidding.]

[Yun Yun: Ahem.]

[Medusa: ...]

[Bibi Dong: What do you think?]

Lu Jiuyuan: "..."

Very well, he understood.

His status as the group leader in the hearts of these women was not even as high as 114 action films.

[Lu Jiuyuan: Fine.]

[Lu Jiuyuan: You all are ruthless.]

[Yan Lingji: Teehee, so does that mean the group leader agrees not to delete them?]

Lu Jiuyuan stared at this message, silent for a long time.

He thought of those dual cultivation techniques.

He thought of those cultural exchanges.

He thought of...

Forget it.

He would just treat it as researching the cultivation systems of other worlds.

[Lu Jiuyuan: I won't delete them.]

[Lu Jiuyuan: However.]

[Yan Lingji: However what?]

[Lu Jiuyuan: However, you all must agree to one condition.]

[Feng Qing'er: What condition?]

The corners of Lu Jiuyuan's mouth curled up slightly.

[Lu Jiuyuan: From now on, if there are any more resources like this, share them with me first.]

The group was silent for three seconds.

Then it exploded.

[Yan Lingji: ???]

[Feng Qing'er: You fake prude!]

[Yun Yun: Men, as expected.]

[Medusa: ...]

[Bibi Dong: Heh, I misjudged you.]

[Zi Nu: Interesting!]

Lu Jiuyuan watched the screen full of snarky comments, his shoulders shaking with laughter.

[Lu Jiuyuan: What? Only you are allowed to watch, but the group leader isn't?]

[Lu Jiuyuan: The group leader is a man too, just so you know.]

[Yan Lingji: ...Fine, you win.]

[Feng Qing'er: Alright, alright, I'll send the new ones to you first from now on.]

[Zi Nu: Group leader, you've gone bad...]

[Yun Yun: He was bad a long time ago!]

Seeing these messages, Lu Jiuyuan's lips curved upward slightly, and he closed the chat group interface.