Douluo: Enraging Tang San, Starting with Enslaving Wang Dong
Chapter 3

Spanking His Daughter Under the Statue of Her Father

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"What are you looking at?" Wang Dong crossed her arms, her chin tilted higher than the sky. Those beautiful powder-blue eyes were filled with arrogance. "Since we've been assigned to the same dorm, I need to set some ground rules first."

She extended a finger and waved it in front of Huo Yuhao: "First, you're responsible for all the cleaning in the dorm. This young master is a germaphobe; I can't stand a speck of dust."

"Second, you are not allowed to bring anyone back to the dorm, especially girls."

"Third, you aren't allowed to snore when you sleep, you aren't allowed to grind your teeth, and you definitely aren't allowed to walk around the dorm naked! If I see anything I shouldn't..."

Wang Dong clenched her fist and threatened, "I'll beat you right out of Shrek Academy!"

Huo Yuhao looked at the bossy "roommate" before him. Instead of getting angry, he smiled even more brightly.

Is this a roommate? This is clearly a walking ATM, a constant source of anger points!

"Are you done?" Huo Yuhao stood up calmly and walked toward the door. "If you're done, move aside. A good dog doesn't block the path."

"Who are you calling a dog?!" Wang Dong instantly bristled like a cat whose tail had been stepped on.

"Whoever answers is the one I'm calling." Huo Yuhao shrugged, his tone calm but every word sharp. "This is Shrek Academy, not your backyard. If you want to play the spoiled young master, go home and do it; don't make a fool of yourself here. Also, I'm not agreeing to a single one of your three rules. On the contrary, I have one rule of my own: don't provoke me, or you'll suffer the consequences."

"You're courting death!" Wang Dong had been pampered since childhood and had never suffered such indignity, so she immediately prepared to strike.

"Wait." Huo Yuhao raised a hand to stop her. "The dorm is too small; if we break anything, we'll have to pay for it. If you want to fight, let's go outside."

With that, Huo Yuhao walked out of the dormitory building without looking back.

Wang Dong gritted her teeth in anger and followed closely behind: "Fine! Today, this young master will show you why flowers are so red!"

The two of them, one after the other, arrived at the plaza in front of the dormitory building.

As luck would have it, the statues of the original Shrek's Seven Devils stood right there. And the tallest, most magnificent one was none other than Tang San.

Huo Yuhao stood in the shadow of Tang San's statue, looked up at the face that exuded an aura of "righteousness" even in stone, and sneered in his heart: Father-in-law, you better watch closely. Your son-in-law is about to start "disciplining" your daughter.

"Enough talk, summon your martial soul!"

Wang Dong let out a sharp cry, her toes touched the ground, and her body soared into the air.

A brilliant blue-gold light bloomed instantly, and a pair of enormous butterfly wings unfolded behind her, beautiful and magnificent, like an elf fallen into the mortal world.

Martial Soul: Radiant Goddess Butterfly!

Two soul rings rose from beneath her feet, one yellow and one purple!

"Heavens! That's a hundred-year soul ring and a thousand-year soul ring!"

"Who is this freshman? His second ring is already a thousand-year one? That's too monstrous!"

Passing students stopped to exclaim in surprise. Hearing the surrounding praise, Wang Dong wore a look of triumph.

"Kid, scared yet? Kneel down and beg for mercy now, and this young master might go easy on you!"

Huo Yuhao looked at the "fancy butterfly" in mid-air and shook his head helplessly: "All flash and no substance!"

The next second, a profound and ancient aura erupted from his body.

There were no gorgeous wings, no exaggerated special effects, only a pair of pupils that instantly ignited with golden flames, and the single soul ring rising slowly from beneath his feet.

Purple!

The entire area fell into dead silence.

Wang Dong, who had been gloating, saw her smile freeze on her face, her eyes nearly popping out of their sockets.

"The first soul ring... is a thousand-year one?!"

How is this possible?!

Wang Dong knew her own situation; for her second soul ring to reach the thousand-year level, she had been uniquely gifted and had even paid a significant price.

Is this guy in front of me a monster?!

Moreover, she couldn't even tell what Huo Yuhao's martial soul was!

"Hmph! So what if you have a thousand-year soul ring? This young master has one too. You're still just a one-ring soul master!" Wang Dong forced herself to stay calm, flapped her wings, and lunged at Huo Yuhao.

The distance between them closed in an instant. Wang Dong's first soul ring lit up, and the wings behind her seemed to transform into two guillotines, their sharp aura chilling to the bone.

"First soul skill: Wing Blade!"

However, before Wang Dong's fierce attack could land, Huo Yuhao glared and shouted softly: "Silence!"

The next moment, Wang Dong acted as if she had suddenly short-circuited, falling straight out of the air.

Huo Yuhao was quick-witted; he stepped forward, but instead of catching her, he used the momentum to twist and pinned Wang Dong to the ground with a grappling hold, her fair cheek making intimate contact with the floor.

"Let me go! You're despicable! What kind of sorcery did you use!"

Wang Dong had just regained her senses when she realized she was being firmly pinned beneath Huo Yuhao.

Huo Yuhao was sitting on her waist, one hand locking both of her wrists, while the other pressed her head against the ground.

She had never even held a boy's hand in her life, and feeling the heat radiating from Huo Yuhao, she was overcome with shame and rage, struggling desperately.

"Do you submit?" Huo Yuhao asked coldly.

"I don't! You snuck up on me! If you have the guts, let me go and let's fight again!" Wang Dong gritted her teeth, her eyes turning red.

"Not convinced, are you?"

Huo Yuhao didn't waste any words; he raised his hand and delivered a smack right onto Wang Dong's perky backside.

"Smack!"

The crisp sound echoed across the plaza.

The jaws of the surrounding students hit the floor.

"Holy crap! This freshman is too savage, right? Spanking someone in public?"

"How is he supposed to hold his head up in Shrek Academy after this?"

Wang Dong was completely stunned.

From the time he was small until now, not even Big Uncle or Second Uncle had ever hit him, yet this bastard actually... actually hit him there?!

"Ah!!! I'm going to kill you! I'll tear you into ten thousand pieces!" Wang Dong shrieked hysterically, his soul power surging wildly as he tried to fight back.

However, every time he tried to gather his energy, a golden glint would flash in Huo Yuhao's eyes, and a faint soul shock would be sent his way, interrupting his casting.

"Smack!" Another slap landed.

"Are you convinced?"

"Not convinced! Wuwuwu..."

"Smack!"

"Are you convinced?"

"Wuwuwu... you bastard... I'm convinced! I'm convinced, okay?!"

After a few slaps, Wang Dong finally broke down.

The sense of shame was even more unbearable than the physical pain, especially with so many people watching.

He felt as though he had lost all face, and tears streamed down uncontrollably, turning his handsome face into a tear-streaked mess.

Huo Yuhao finally stopped, leaned into Wang Dong's ear, and whispered like a demon:

"You finished stating your rules, now it's my turn."

"First, you're responsible for all the cleaning in the dorm from now on."

"Second, you'll fetch my foot-washing water every night."

"Third, whenever you see me, you call me Brother Hao."

"Did you hear that clearly?"

Wang Dong bit his lip in humiliation and nodded through teary eyes: "I... I heard it clearly."

Huo Yuhao let go, stood up, dusted off his hands, and chuckled: "If you're not convinced, you're welcome to challenge me to a duel anytime."

After saying that, Huo Yuhao raised his hand and mimicked the spanking motion a few times, grinning: "Not a bad feel."

Watching Huo Yuhao stride away, Wang Dong felt a chill run down his spine.

"That pervert!"

God Realm, Sea God Hall.

"Bastard! Bastard! Bastard!!!"

A roar shook the heavens, and the entire Sea God Hall trembled violently.

Tang San watched the scene in the water screen, watching his precious daughter—whom he held in his palms for fear she might melt—being pinned to the ground and spanked by some brat from the lower realm!

And it was right beneath his own statue!

This was practically shitting on his head!

"Huo Yuhao! You have already paved your own path to death!!"

Tang San trembled with rage, his Asura divine power overflowing uncontrollably, causing the surrounding space to crack inch by inch.

He wanted nothing more than to descend a divine bolt of lightning right now to strike this ignorant brat dead!

But... he couldn't.

The God Realm Committee was watching, and the God of Destruction was just waiting for a chance to catch him in a mistake.

Furthermore, Huo Yuhao carried great destiny and was a key node in the future of the Douluo Continent.

If he killed him now, the causality of the entire plane would collapse, and his ten-thousand-year grand plan would go down the drain.

"Hoo... hoo..."

Tang San forcibly suppressed the killing intent in his heart, his expression so dark it could drip water.

"Fine, very well. Since you dare to bully Xiao Qi like this, then I will make sure that in the days to come, you will wish for death but be unable to die!"

[Detected Sea God Tang San is in extreme rage (wants to kill you but can't), anger value +5000!]

[Ding! Congratulations to the host for achieving the milestone "Spanking your wife in front of your father-in-law," obtaining an additional reward: Divine Sense Forging Technique.]

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