My Stand-in is Steve
Chapter 1003

Don't Mind It, This Is Just Some Shenanigans Before I Leave

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"Listen, bro, this suona is a really fun thing."

A few minutes later, Fang Mo actually pulled out a little golden horn and began earnestly persuading Natsuki Subaru. "If you learn this, I guarantee the three of you can form a band for life..."

"No, Brother Dongwen."

Natsuki Subaru rubbed his forehead helplessly. "Right now, all I want is for Emilia to become king. What does that have to do with a band?"

"Then you need to form a band even more."

Fang Mo said with complete conviction, "If you want to become king, you need to win people over, right? You also need to be personally strong, right? Playing an instrument is perfect for that!"

"Why?"

Natsuki Subaru scratched his head in confusion.

"Because instruments can kill without being seen." Fang Mo cheerfully raised a finger. "Sometimes, you don't even need to show the instrument, and people will treat you very politely..."

"Huh?"

Natsuki Subaru's heart sank, and he asked hesitantly, "Brother Dongwen, do you mean... being a bard?"

"No, an American student."

Fang Mo slowly shook his head. "If you get bullied at school in America, all you need to do is put on a cap, carry a cello case around school, and I guarantee they'll be extremely polite to you. You don't even need to actually put a cello in the case. That's what it means to kill without being seen..."

"What the fuck kind of killing without being seen is that?!"

Natsuki Subaru immediately shouted.

"Hey, that's the power of artists from the older generation!" Fang Mo raised the Suona in his hand and began promoting it again. "Not only can it kill without being seen, but after they die, you can also play Chopin Variations and easily send the body off..."

"I really..."

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