"Um, Stephen."
Chavez couldn't help tugging on Strange's cloak. "I suspect this is an abstract universe..."
"This damn multiverse!"
Strange let out a long sigh upon hearing that. The shock to his psyche was no less than when he had first witnessed magic. "I can hardly imagine what the me here is like. Is he still a surgeon?"
"Oh, he used to be a renowned detective."
Fang Mo casually picked up the thread. "He lost both legs in a car accident, so he began seeking refuge in the mystic arts and eventually inherited Sorcerer Supreme Ancient One's mantle... But because he often used the Time Stone to rewind fruit he had already eaten, everyone jokingly called him Doctor Kiwi."
"What did you say?"
Strange's expression turned exceedingly strange upon hearing that, as if he had eaten shit.
"Oh, and one more thing."
Seeing this, Fang Mo drove the knife in again. "He and Christine never got together, because Christine was a transgender Black female feminist environmentalist vegetarian cross-dressing member of an extreme animal rights organization. She and Strange parted ways because their ideals differed..."
"..."
Now Strange couldn't even speak. He fell into a long silence.
"Can you stop fooling idiots?"
Fortunately, Nick Fury finally couldn't stand it anymore. "If Christine were really that formidable, why would Strange have needed any other Magic Tools when he fought the Dimensional Demon God? He could've just grabbed Christine and charged in..."
"You vile Dimensional Evil God! You're fooling me again!"
Only then did Strange realize it. He glared furiously at Fang Mo once more.
"You should be grateful that I'm fooling you." Fang Mo spread his hands with a smile. "Because I'm fully capable of making all of that real... but I didn't."
"So I'm supposed to thank you for that?"
Strange