My Stand-in is Steve
Chapter 1065

Block Demon God's New Invention: A Two-headed Toilet for the Strong!

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"...Supreme Accuser Ronan!"

As Fang Mo spoke, a blue halo instantly enveloped the entire cabin.

When the dazzling radiance gradually faded, both Ronan and The High Evolutionary, who only had half a body left, had vanished. In their place stood a bizarre-looking creature.

"Alright, done."

After activating the Alchemy Array's fusion ability, Fang Mo clapped his hands. "Mm-hmm, congratulations. Ronan and The High Evolutionary are no longer distinguishable from each other..."

"What?"

Hearing this, everyone subconsciously looked ahead.

And the moment they did, they saw a horrifying sight that made their scalps tingle. Star-Lord, Gamora, and the others had every hair on their bodies standing on end. "Wh-what the hell is that ghost-level thing?!"

So what exactly had they seen?

It wasn't some kind of alchemical dog, nor was it a Two-headed Ogre or anything like that.

What they saw was a monster whose two upper bodies had been completely fused together, their waists joined together, with no sign whatsoever of where their lower bodies had gone.

Yes, that was right. Before them was The High Evolutionary's half-body, except there were no legs below his waist, nor were there any dangling intestines or spine. Instead, Ronan's upper body had grown there. The two of them had somehow been joined together, and no one could tell who was the upper half and who was the lower half anymore.

To put it in more abstract terms...

Rather than a Two-headed Ogre or a chimera, it looked more like a sentient two-headed dragon made of two lesbian women, with an upper body on each end.

Of course, it also somewhat resembled the Sacred Tree from those philosophical meme videos.

Except that one had two butts fused together.

This was the exact opposite.

"Drax."

Just as everyone was frozen in shock, Fang Mo suddenly

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