"...What the fuck kind of Balrog is this?!"
Deadpool clutched his lower abdomen, grimacing in pain as he cursed, "Undo this damned ability already! If this keeps up, I won't be able to have kids with Vanessa... you vicious widow-maker!"
"Wait, what exactly are you guys doing?"
Russell, who had witnessed the entire thing, was completely dumbfounded, his eyes wide. "Y-you're X-Men, aren't you? Why are you hurting each other???"
"Rookie X-Men."
Deadpool explained while clutching his abdomen, then immediately started shouting again. "Did anyone bring painkillers? Stuff a couple into my mouth already! No, this Balrog is too terrifying... I'm about to piss inside my suit! Damn it! Who the hell invented that anti-human monstrosity known as a prostate?!"
"No idea, but I hear the Sichuan-Chongqing region has been researching it these past few years..."
Fang Mo shrugged.
"Ah! I'm going to kill you, you thousand-times-damned Nether Knight!!!" Perhaps the pain really had become unbearable, because Deadpool suddenly pulled a pistol from his waist. "Go to hell with your goddamn ability!"
"Wade, don't!"
Colossus cried out in alarm from nearby.
"Bang!"
But Deadpool didn't care. He pulled the trigger, and the speeding bullet instantly punched through Fang Mo's forehead.
"!!!"
At that point, not only Colossus in the distance, but even chubby little Russell beside him seemed stunned. He instinctively covered his face, as though afraid brains would splatter onto him. At the same time, chaotic screams erupted around them. Clearly, the onlookers had been frightened by the scene as well.
Yet as time passed.
The scene of exploding brains everyone expected never appeared.
There was only a tiny hole between Fang Mo's brows, and it was healing at an astonishing speed. He remained standing there as if nothing had happened.
"What... the hell?!"
Chubby little Russell froze when