"No seriously, bro?"
Seeing Deadpool suddenly pop a katana out of his crotch, Fang Mo was also startled. ...Is he really this lowbrow?
"Hng-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!!!"
Since his vital parts had just been stabbed, even Deadpool couldn't help showing a painful expression. "You damn one-handed minion, hating on katana users again. Katanas are clearly the flashiest weapon... Dammit, take my ultimate bladder-piercing sword!"
With that said.
Deadpool immediately thrust his katana forward and charged at Fang Mo.
...Your mom!
Seeing this, Fang Mo was stunned for a split second, then quickly activated Ender Teleport. Deadpool thus stabbed his blade straight into the sofa cushion with a squish.
"Oh~Yeah~~"
Deadpool purposely let out a sound effect unique to adult films.
"Wade!"
And right at that moment, an irritated scolding came from the bedroom. "...You'd better not be gay in my house, goddammit!"
"I'm not doing gay stuff, old Al!"
Hearing this, Deadpool strained his neck and shouted back. "I'm just testing my sword-bones! You probably don't get it, but my blood literally flows with dark meteorite iron now. Oh, this is simply too fucking awesome... I'm going to be the partner of motherfucking justice, too! From now on, I shall become Wade of the X-Force, the Wolverine edition... or Wade-verine for short!"
Infinite cringe...
Fang Mo couldn't help rubbing his forehead at once.
"To be fair, I feel like I'm getting a little scarily strong right now."
Obviously, Deadpool was already hooked on this and kept trying to swing his arms around. "I should give the cute little symbiont inside me a name... What do you think of the name 'Kimba'?"
"You'd better mean metal like gold."
It was pretty obvious Fang Mo already knew what Deadpool was thinking.
"Come out... Come out..."
Yet Deadpool was still trying to control the thing, swinging