What? You Want to Know What It Felt Like When He Fell into a Septic Tank? Eh! Just Like Drinking Porridge!

"You're shit out of luck today."

Fang Mo carried a bizarre brownish-black greatsword in one hand as he cursed and walked forward. "You like sucking things up, huh? Then I'll let you see what real shit is like..."

"Ooh?"

Gu Linbaqi seemed rather surprised to see Fang Mo actually coming at him. He turned toward the black-and-gray GT Robot beside him and asked, "Starjun, this is the guy you mentioned before, right? What was his name again?"

"Don't let your guard down, Gu Linbaqi."

Starjun's voice came from within the black-and-gray GT Robot. "That guy is unbelievably strong. One moment of carelessness and you'll die."

"Hehehe, is that so?"

But Gu Linbaqi did not take those words seriously at all. Instead, he let out an extremely grating, bizarre laugh.

Then he slowly raised the straw in his hand and inhaled sharply. All the blood, pulp, and scraps of flesh scattered around him were sucked into his stomach, which swelled into a massive ball.

"Mmm... how delicious!"

A perverse look of enjoyment appeared on Gu Linbaqi's face, even accompanied by a faint blush. "I never thought Jack Giant Beetle would taste this good. Hehehe, if I'd known, I would've eaten this guy sooner!"

"You even eat pets. Your diet really is as broad as ever."

The black-and-gray GT Robot tapped its head with a finger, making it hard to tell whether Starjun was criticizing or praising him.

"Hehehe, don't put it that way."

Gu Linbaqi did not care. He grinned, revealing two rows of disgusting black fangs. "I did consider the bond between pet and master, after all. Since I've already enjoyed how delicious this fellow was... naturally, I'll help it get revenge."

As he said that,

Gu Linbaqi put the straw back into his mouth.

"If I'm helping my pet