My Stand-in is Steve
Chapter 1315

Would a Girl Really Have to Teach You How to Do This?!

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"You'd better not stuff anything weird in there."

Seeing Fang Mo's excited expression, the little one across from him pondered for a moment before closing her eyes and parting her tiny lips slightly. "Ah..."

"You're the one!"

The instant his little partner opened her mouth, Fang Mo hurriedly generated a huge clump of emerald-green cilantro from the God Tree Sword, grabbed a handful, and tossed it into her mouth. "Go, Emperor Coriander!"

"Bleurgh!!!"

She spat it out almost instantly.

"HAHAHAHAHA!" Fang Mo threw back his head and burst out laughing. "You swallowed it, you swallowed it... Xiaoyao, how do you feel now?!"

"Kill him!"

Xiaoyao naturally did not hold back. She leaped up and threw a heavy punch at him.

"Fuck, don't—"

The Quantum Ring flashed faintly above her head. Immediately afterward, astonishing energy gathered around her pale little fist. As her punch came down, the entire villa vanished in an instant.

Everything within several kilometers was instantly vaporized by that energy.

Fortunately, this was White Earth, so everything around them quickly returned to normal.

After all, this was not a three-dimensional universe-time continuum, but a dimensional domain independent of reality. Everything here was subject to Fang Mo's thoughts.

"Cough, cough, enough messing around."

After that, Fang Mo hurriedly held down the violent little troublemaker in front of him. "That was a joke. I actually brought back quite a lot of good stuff this time..."

"Don't give me that!"

This little girl from the north of the continent clearly had a terrible temper. "Do you think an apology works on me? Open your mouth right now... I'm going to throw a lump of dog shit inside so you can understand how I feel!"

"?"

Fang Mo froze. "Wait, cilantro and dog shit don't taste the same, do they?"

"How are

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