...I really couldn't run away, but do you think you could, brother?
"Kid, Fang Mo was actually dead."
Looking at the Witch Fuyao before him, Deadpool spoke with a serious expression. "I'm his best friend, Wolverine Logan..."
"He's lying to you."
Fang Mo immediately exposed him from the side. "This guy is Wade Wilson. I was the one who gave him the item he used to warp this world. He was just worried you'd latch onto him. He already had his own lover in White Earth, and she seemed to be pregnant right now..."
"Holy shit!!!"
Deadpool looked like he was about to split apart. "You damn pixel devil... Could you not say that?!"
"Miss, don't listen to him."
After that, Deadpool turned to explain himself to the Witch Fuyao behind him again. "By your terms, I was originally an Outer-World Demonic God. Besides, there was nothing between us..."
"Was that so?"
Fuyao's expression was exceptionally calm. "So before you came to this world... you already had a lover?"
"Uh..."
Deadpool hesitated. He probably felt that lying was pointless now, so he simply nodded. "All right, you're right. I did have a wife I loved deeply. Her name was Vanessa. We went through a lot together and eventually settled in the domain of a certain Dimensional Demon God..."
"I see."
Fuyao slowly nodded, seeming to be trying to process and understand the news.
"Listen, I can probably understand how you feel right now." Deadpool seemed worried that she would explode, so he explained again. "You can think of me as a detestable bastard, scum. I don't mind that. I was that kind of person to begin with. If it'll make you feel better..."
"I can be your concubine."
Before Deadpool could finish, Fuyao calmly uttered those words.
"What the fuck?"