My Stand-in is Steve
Chapter 1462

He Was Shouting That He Couldn't Tell Them Apart-Why Weren't You Turning Around and Running?!

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"Jotaro, his Stand is incredibly strong."

Even though he was stuck in the ground, Fang Mo still spoke as if he were chatting and laughing freely. "It's way stronger than your Platinum Ape."

"I've had enough of this..."

Jotaro Kujo wanted to reach up and adjust his hat, but with most of his body trapped inside the metal floor, he simply couldn't do it. He could only glare darkly and demand, "You knew there was something wrong with that ape from the start, didn't you?"

"I'm not Yog-Sothoth. How could I possibly know everything?"

Fang Mo shrugged. "I just happen to hold a grudge against these furry anthropomorphic animals."

"Why?"

Jotaro Kujo looked at him in confusion.

"Why can those furries get movies like Zootopia, but nobody's fucking willing to make Crazy Loli City for me?" Fang Mo declared righteously. "And lately, there's even been some cyber ape constantly getting in my face..."

"Say that thing you want to watch again."

Jotaro Kujo frowned deeply. "For someone like you, I wouldn't be surprised at all if I got news one day that you'd been executed by firing squad..."

"A mere firing squad."

Fang Mo immediately laughed. "Remember to use the smallest bullets available."

"You're beyond saving."

Jotaro Kujo's face had gone as black as the bottom of a pot. "I'll use Star Platinum's fists to thoroughly correct your personality, but before that, you'd better figure out how we're getting out of here."

"Ah, I was only joking just now."

Yet Fang Mo did not respond to that. Instead, he abruptly changed the subject. "I only talk about hating furries, really..."

"Who hasn't passionately fantasized about being a monkey as a child? Born with a hairy face and a thunder-god's mouth, worshipping at Mount Lingtai Fangcun, entering the Cave of the

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