My Stand-in is Steve
Chapter 753

It Even Held Grudges Just Like Fang Mo

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"Good question, but don't ask again next time."

After hearing Fang Mo's remarks, Summon Jade Emperor clutched her face in pain. "I don't think mermaids are something you can eat."

"Aren't you being way too saintly?"

Fang Mo couldn't help saying, "You stopped me when I ate beef last time, and now you're stopping me from eating fish... What, do all Demon World People photosynthesize or something?"

"How are those the same?"

Summon Jade Emperor immediately retorted, "It's one thing if you want to eat livestock. They don't have much intelligence, after all. But this mermaid is obviously no different from a normal person... If you eat her, how is that any different from murder?"

"But I can revive people." Fang Mo spread his hands inexplicably.

"Just because you can revive people doesn't mean she wants to die!!!"

Summon Jade Emperor completely lost it. She practically jumped up as she shouted that.

"Tch, that stupid Tang-girl inequality really is useful." Fang Mo frowned unhappily. Then, as if he had thought of something, he suddenly muttered under his breath, "This is so disgusting... Could this bastard be Great God King Tang's spawn or something?"

"Hm?"

Summon Jade Emperor hadn't heard him clearly and pressed, "What did you say?"

"Oh, nothing."

Fang Mo shook his head, then suddenly pulled out a small knife as if performing a magic trick. "I said I don't have to kill her. Look, this dagger of mine is a poisoned blade coated in regeneration potion..."

"?"

Summon Jade Emperor froze. "What do you mean?"

"Hehe, we can just cut her up."

Fang Mo smiled happily. "An endless feast, restoring itself after every bite. In other words, eat one slice, and another grows back..."

"???"

Summon Jade Emperor's eyes widened in shock.

"???"

And besides her, Little Lantern

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