My Stand-in is Steve
Chapter 959

Let's Go to the Royal Capital Together, Then... Burn It Down

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"Brother Dongwen, I think I made Emilia angry."

The next morning, Natsuki Subaru was somewhat distracted as he did his morning training in the courtyard. "She hardly wants to talk to me now. The date we agreed to have in the village is probably off too, right?"

"So what exactly did you do?"

Fang Mo asked knowingly. "Did you delete her Xiaohongshu account? Or did she find out you were an old-timer in Sun Xiaochuan Bar?"

"Come on... Brother Dongwen, stop making fun of me!"

Natsuki Subaru looked utterly dejected, too drained to even complain. "As a senior, you must know lots of ways to win girls over, right? Can you help me? I can barely live without Emilia..."

"Then create a world with Emilia in it."

Fang Mo raised a hand toward Natsuki Subaru. "Next, I'm going to tell the story of Obito Uchiha... Evil Art: Desire Blasphemy."

"...My evil art can cancel out the same evil art!"

Natsuki Subaru was terrified out of his wits. He ignored the wind blades around him and raised a hand in a hurry as he activated Stubborn Blessing. "Evil Art: Desire Blasphemy!"

Invisible Mental Pollution collided violently in midair.

Then it quickly dissipated into nothing.

"Damn it!"

Fang Mo immediately played along and shouted his line. "What's so bad about the world of illusions? Reality is too cruel. It'll only make this emptiness grow larger..."

"Brother Dongwen, can you please stop messing around?"

After canceling out the evil art, Natsuki Subaru resumed dodging the wind blades around him and let out a helpless sigh. "...I'm serious."

"I know, but aren't you being way too impatient?"

Hearing Natsuki Subaru's words, Fang Mo couldn't help mocking him. "Say, Little Cai, you're not still a virgin, are you? Have you ever done it?"

"I..."

Natsuki

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