"Wait, Brother Dongwen, you..."
Hearing Fang Mo say that, Natsuki Subaru clearly couldn't hold it together anymore. "Isn't that a bit too exaggerated?"
"You wouldn't understand, Little Cai."
Fang Mo dramatically wiped away a tear. "See what I've become? I'm the wildest in Gotham City, the busiest at the circus, standing guard outside McDonald's, and acting as two jokers in a deck of cards... Fuck, I am the Joker himself!"
"This..."
Seeing Fang Mo's current attitude, the others beside him were clearly a little surprised as well.
Theresia in particular had always been a kind-hearted girl. Seeing Fang Mo looking as though he wanted to die, she clearly couldn't bear it.
"I..."
She pursed her lips uneasily. "...Was I too harsh?"
"This is the truest ending for a simp. Simp until the end, and you get nothing." Fang Mo ignored her and continued pouring his heart out to Natsuki Subaru. "Remember this, Little Cai. Never become a simp, or you'll end up like me—good for nothing, squatting there while everyone in the royal capital talks about you for the rest of your life..."
"Um, Brother Dongwen."
After hearing that, Natsuki Subaru couldn't help rubbing his forehead. "Of course I wouldn't become a simp... uh, someone like you. I still prefer love where both people run toward each other."
"Wuwuwu, I'm just a fucking McDonald's mascot..."
Fang Mo was practically addicted to acting by now.
"Damn it! Stop crying!"
Fortunately, Natsuki Subaru realized something was wrong at this point and immediately shouted, "What's with all that whining?! Aren't Chinese men supposed to shed no tears lightly? Brother Dongwen, stop saying things like simping until you get nothing... Did she force you to simp?"
"Not yet..."
Fang Mo answered almost instantly.
"I..."
Natsuki Subaru was immediately speechless, every word of comfort lodged