Today, I'm taking a long-overdue day off.
Why?
Here's what happened. Today, I went out to innocently make friends online. She said her husband wasn't home and asked if I wanted to go out and have some fun with her.
Honestly, Xiao Jiao was reluctant.
But since she'd already asked, I figured I'd go take a look and just make an appearance.
We met up, had a great chat, and enjoyed a nice meal together. I treated her to spicy hot pot—two servings cost two hundred yuan... Fucking highway robbery.
Then we teamed up to play Honor of Kings.
As we talked, the two of us suddenly started finding each other especially pleasing to the eye.
So what was I supposed to do? There was no helping it—we decided to get right down to business.
But we didn't know where to go. After all, Jiao Ge was a public figure; naturally, I hadn't brought my ID when going out to make friends.
So after some discussion, I went to her place. But I'd barely changed into slippers when her... husband came home.
Xiao Jiao wasn't too happy about that. The guy was nearly six and a half feet tall and built solid with muscle.
Of course, Xiao Jiao wasn't scared. I just believed in a harmonious society, that's all. No need to start throwing hands.
So when her husband asked who I was, countless thoughts raced through Xiao Jiao's mind. I was just about to say I was there to deliver a package.
But that woman immediately replied, "He's here to clean the windows."
And so Xiao Jiao spent half the day cleaning the windows on the balcony of the thirteenth floor, then left under the smiling send-off of the two of them.
But when I got home, I realized