"Damn it, get back to the clinic and man your post! Is it really okay for a handyman like you to lie on the sofa watching cartoons all day?" Xia Li snapped angrily at Wu Biao, who had snatched away her remote and switched the channel to Saint Seiya.
"Just one hour. I'll head back to the clinic after these two episodes are over!" Brother Biao chuckled, not the least bit ashamed of himself.
"...Could you be any more shameless?"
"Are you kidding? Look how handsome Brother Biao is! I'm a hundred times better-looking than that Pan An guy!"
"I don't know who Pan An is, but..."
Xia Li shot Wu Biao an utterly contemptuous glare. "Leaving aside that face of yours, the kind that would disappear without a trace in a crowd, a bastard like you who fights little girls over the TV just to watch cartoons will never find a wife!"
"Nonsense! Brother Biao already has a wife!" Wu Biao said proudly.
"Huh?" Xia Li was genuinely stunned this time. She immediately looked at Wu Biao skeptically. "Keep bragging. Someone like you... it's hard to imagine any woman liking you!"
"How is that possible? My wife loves me dearly!" Wu Biao declared with no confidence but plenty of volume. "I beat her into submission, so she became my mating partner!"
"..."
Xia Li's face immediately darkened. After a long while, the corner of her mouth twitched as she said, "Hey, what kind of mountain savage courtship ritual is that? Don't tell me you actually knocked some woman unconscious and carried her into a cave? Brother Biao, let me tell you... that's coercion. That's a crime!"
"How could that be? There were lots of people in the cave back then."
Xia Li didn't even know how to mock him