"I just missed you, that's all."
Wu Biao chuckled smugly and shamelessly leaned closer. Then, without any warning whatsoever, he suddenly said something utterly shocking.
"Wife, we've been together for so long. Isn't it about time we got married?"
"Huh?"
That hadn't come from Unohana Retsu, but from Kotetsu Isane beside them. She stared blankly at Wu Biao.
Together for so long?
As far as I know, our captain never seemed to agree to that.
And although it had been over a year since your confession, aside from those first few days, hadn't you been off enjoying yourself in other worlds?
That counted as being together for so long?
Unohana Retsu's movements paused as well. Her gentle face seemed to crack slightly before she finally revealed an exceedingly tender smile. "Sir Human, you entered the Seireitei without a pass. I have every right to kill you now!"
"Are we fighting?"
Wu Biao froze for a moment at her words, then stroked his chin with a contemplative look. A moment later, realization dawned on his face. "I understand!"
What did you understand?
Kotetsu Isane looked utterly bewildered.
"Wife, you mean we fight, and if you win, you pick the date. If I win, we get married tomorrow, right?" Wu Biao proudly announced his interpretation with a smug grin.
"..."
That was obviously not what she meant!
Kotetsu Isane felt too powerless to even mock him. Looking at her captain's expressionless face, she suddenly felt... that her captain seemed rather pitiful.
Splash—
Unohana Retsu expressionlessly picked up the scalding tea on the table and threw it into Brother Biao's face.
"Though I know you said that from the bottom of your heart and weren't deliberately teasing me..." Unohana Retsu casually wrapped the cup in spiritual pressure and smashed it into Wu Biao's