And eat and sleep together while we're at it!
"Why? Why are you still following me, man? We don't even know each other, okay?"
Saitama stood in front of a two-story apartment building, roaring angrily. Wu Biao carried two huge bags over his shoulders—or rather, both of them had two huge bags slung over their shoulders, filled with the meat of that 170,000-year cicada larva.
That cicada larva had been far too enormous. Saitama hadn't hogged it all for himself; he had merely packed two bags to take home and freeze in the refrigerator first, but...
Why was this bastard following him all the way here?!
He regretted it so much!!
That version of himself who had casually greeted some random stranger for no reason, please go die happily just once.
"Well, meeting is fate. Besides, I've got nowhere to go anyway." Brother Biao grinned carelessly, utterly shameless.
"What does you having nowhere to go have to do with me?"
Saitama's mouth twitched. "I'll be honest with you. Even though I call myself a hero, I actually don't have any money. I've been behind on rent for months. Whenever there aren't any monsters around, I'm just a shut-in with a messed-up schedule who eats, sleeps, and watches TV when he wakes up."
Wu Biao gave Saitama a strange look, suddenly feeling that the way this guy described himself sounded oddly familiar...
What did he do when he wasn't fighting?
Mm... watch TV... eat... sleep... watch TV...
Wu Biao's lips twitched slightly. For the first time, he realized that he was such a loser.
No, wait, I'm richer than him!
At that thought, Brother Biao's face immediately became incomparably smug. Having a good master really was awesome. "It's fine. I don't mind."
What a joke. How could he just leave like