!
Neither Saitama nor Wu Biao found this guy's psychotic behavior strange. After all, anyone who broke through the human genetic lock and became a monster was fucking insane.
But after hearing that speech, they even forgot about the stench, because what they were imagining was even more disgusting than what they smelled...
"But—!!!"
The poop monster abruptly changed his tone, his face overflowing with killing intent. "You humans don't know what's good for you! You polluted this beautiful love! All kinds of junk food, pollution gases everywhere—they've severely affected the deliciousness of poop! You even poison poop!!! So..."
"I'm going to save this world! There will be no more junk food, no more pollution gases, and everyone will produce the finest poop possible!!"
Wu Biao and Saitama nodded, speaking in unison. "Mm, I support your goal!"
"Saitama, let's go take shelter too." Brother Biao turned to glance at Saitama. "Or are you staying here to fulfill a hero's duties?"
"...No!"
Saitama resolutely shook his head. "After hearing what he said, I... I don't even dare think about smashing him with a utility pole anymore..." Even Saitama could not help swearing. If he had known, he would have waited until the report was over before coming.
This was pure mental contamination. Saitama suspected that when he slept tonight, he might dream about po... ice cream without a cone.
"Hey, aren't you heroes? Aren't you ashamed not to help when innocent civilians are suffering?" someone who had been splattered with excrement shouted.
"I'm not a hero."
"I only do it for fun."
Before the words had even finished falling, the two of them took off at an even faster speed than when they had arrived...
"What speed."
The poop monster's pupils... if those even counted as pupils, shrank directly into pinpricks.