Barkley and his teammates arrived at the locker room, eagerly wanting to show off their talents. He walked over to Li Fei and was just about to take off his pants.
But the moment Li Fei took off his pants first, Flying Pig's smile seemed to freeze over in frigid Yakutsk.
The entire locker room went dark.
Why did it go dark?
Because Li Fei's Titanium Alloy King Oyster Mushroom blinded everyone's titanium alloy dog eyes!
Barkley had never met an opponent in this particular talent—until he ran into Li Fei today.
"What's wrong?"
Li Fei looked at Barkley, who seemed frozen stiff, and asked, "Why aren't you taking yours off?"
"Nothing. I just thought of something funny. I'm not showering yet."
"What does being happy have to do with showering?"
At their first meeting, Li Fei found Barkley rather strange. "Do you want to get your brain checked? I don't think this can wait."
There was no need to check his brain, but there were indeed two things Barkley needed to have checked.
One was his little Flying Pig.
The other was his mental health.
The final move of Baldy's Witty Plan: establish dominance in the locker room.
Before he could even draw his weapon, it had already failed.
What else could Flying Pig do? None of Baldy's three brilliant strategies had worked.
He had no way to establish authority in front of Li Fei, nor could he avenge Kevin Johnson.
That final move in particular had dealt Flying Pig a devastating blow.
Yet the instant Li Fei whipped it out in the locker room, his status on the team immediately became legendary.
Though it was a little filthy and lacking in class.
That was the NBA.
Forget the NBA of the '90s—even in the supposedly more civilized era