Xiao Bai: "It's you."
Ye Ye was also a bit stunned; how did he suddenly run into Xiao Bai?
Seeing that Ye Ye didn't speak, Xiao Bai said again: "Perfect, let's have a fight. This time, I'm going to take my revenge."
Ever since the last time, Xiao Bai had been wanting to find Ye Ye for a fight to wash away the shame of that single blow.
Xiao Bai was, by nature, a brainless Great White Shark. She didn't even consider why she had been injured in the first place; she was only thinking about revenge, which had left her unable to eat or sleep well.
Seeing Xiao Bai challenge him, Ye Ye readily agreed: "Sure."
Just as Xiao Bai was preparing to charge over, Ye Ye spoke up again.
Ye Ye: "Wait!"
Caught off guard, Xiao Bai was interrupted by Ye Ye's words. She had finally managed to get serious, only to be cut off by him, and she grew a bit annoyed: "What is it? Don't be so jumpy!"
Ye Ye: "I think a spar is fine, but there has to be a wager!"
Xiao Bai thought about it and agreed, figuring it could serve as compensation for her trouble, so she said: "Fine, let's make a bet. If you lose, you have to listen to me for three... no, five days."
In Xiao Bai's eyes, she had already won. As long as she didn't throw the fight, this was a guaranteed victory.
Ye Ye: "Fine, but if you lose, you have to kiss me."
Xiao Bai's face turned red: "Impossible, that request is too excessive."
Ye Ye: "Your request is even more excessive, okay? Either agree, or I'm not sparring."
Xiao Bai thought about it and realized he was right, and she still felt she wouldn't lose.
Xiao Bai: "Fine."
Then, Xiao Bai charged directly toward Ye Ye.
Ye Ye: "No sense of sportsmanship, you've brought this upon yourself."
Xiao Bai immediately used Demon Shark Collision. She believed that one should stand up exactly where they fell, and this was also Xiao Bai's strongest attack.
However, when Xiao Bai's ten-meter-long body slammed into Ye Ye's hundred-meter-long body, it caused absolutely no damage; Ye Ye didn't even budge.
Ye Ye didn't know how Xiao Bai could be so brave, daring to charge despite such a massive size difference. She truly lived up to the saying *big but brainless. (The author is also scared now.)
Xiao Bai: "Impossible!"
Xiao Bai couldn't believe the scene before her eyes. Ye Ye hadn't moved an inch. She backed up and charged again.
After repeating this a few times, Xiao Bai finally accepted reality: she had lost!
Xiao Bai let out a long howl toward the sky: "No~!"
Just then, snow suddenly began to drift from the sky. Although it had just been the beginning of spring, it shouldn't have been snowing, and furthermore, it had never snowed on Sea God Island before.
At that moment, the radio on a fishing boat in the distance began playing music:
"Snowflakes drifting~"
"The wind blowing fiercely~"
The song was incredibly pessimistic and fitting; it was enough to make one weep just listening to it!
Right then, Xiao Bai prepared to flee.
She leaped up and swam in the opposite direction of Ye Ye.
Xiao Bai was exceptionally confident in her speed; she felt certain that Ye Ye couldn't catch her.
Ye Ye: "Young lady, you have no sportsmanship. You aren't allowed to run."
Then, Ye Ye gave chase after Xiao Bai.
Ye Ye stayed right behind Xiao Bai. It wasn't that he couldn't catch her; he was just teasing her.
Every time Ye Ye was about to catch up, Xiao Bai was forced to accelerate. Xiao Bai was shocked; she hadn't expected Ye Ye to swim so fast, but since he still couldn't catch her, she figured if she just kept avoiding him, she wouldn't have to fulfill her promise.
They chased each other like this for half a day.
Ye Ye felt it was getting boring and decided it was time to enjoy the prize.
Then, Ye Ye suddenly accelerated and grabbed Xiao Bai.
Xiao Bai let out a shriek.
She began to struggle against Ye Ye's clutches, but Ye Ye's massive body completely surrounded her. Xiao Bai had no choice but to concede: "I'll fulfill my promise, okay! Let me go!"
Ye Ye: "Then turn into a human, hurry up and start!"
Xiao Bai: "Why turn into a human? Can't we do it now?"
Ye Ye: "Less talk! I'm more comfortable in human form!"
Xiao Bai: "Fine, whatever!"
Then, Ye Ye set up a barrier nearby that was impossible to enter or exit, and it could also isolate sound and seawater.
The two of them transformed into humans, and then Xiao Bai gave Ye Ye a light, dragonfly-touch kiss on the cheek.
Xiao Bai: "Are you happy now? I'm leaving."
After the dragonfly skimmed the water, Xiao Bai's face turned a rosy red, a sight that made one instantly fond of her.
Then Xiao Bai prepared to leave, but her head bumped into the barrier.
Because she had been bumped, Xiao Bai pouted in anger and said, "I've already kept my promise, let me out quickly!"
Ye Ye felt that Xiao Bai's angry expression was very cute and wanted to tease her.
Ye Ye: "I said it was the mouth!"
Xiao Bai: "But you didn't say that beforehand!"
Ye Ye: "I didn't say it was the face either!"
Xiao Bai: ...I am actually speechless!
Xiao Bai: "You shameless jerk, I won't, I want to le—"
Before she could finish, Ye Ye had already used his own to help her complete the promise.
Xiao Bai: "How could you do this!"
Ye Ye didn't know why he had done that either.
Xiao Bai pushed Ye Ye away, then covered her mouth and said: "Get lost~!"
Although she said that with her mouth, her body was very honest; her heart was actually happy.
Ye Ye also savored the moment; he could no longer control himself.
In Ye Ye's Sea of Consciousness, the system sighed, then watched the two of them study, wondering where it could go to eat melon.
Forced to omit ten thousand words~
(I am truly afraid of the censors)
It was because most people worship the strong, and soul beasts worship the strong even more. Furthermore, Ye Ye was very handsome, practically the Prince Charming in Xiao Bai's heart.
Thinking and thinking, Xiao Bai's face flushed with excitement.
(Once again, the author tells everyone: live life with less "driving," promote the acquisition of knowledge, discuss biology, and study the ultimate mysteries of humanity like a Ph.D.)
Because Xiao Bai did not want Ye Ye to see the injuries she sustained from biology, did not want Ye Ye to see the massive contribution she had made to biology, and did not want Ye Ye to see how disheveled she was from studying too earnestly.
So Xiao Bai decided to leave first, and then Xiao Bai transformed into a Demon Soul Great White Shark and departed.
The Demon Soul Great White Shark suddenly returned, then used the skin on her mouth to share a farewell with the skin on Ye Ye's head.
(The censored section has truly been revised, and the author is now re-typing the part that was accidentally deleted.)
After a while, Ye Ye finally woke up. He looked around and found that Xiao Bai was gone, but Ye Ye was certain that the research had been a success yesterday. He figured that Xiao Bai must have been shy, which is why she left first.
Ye Ye also got up, transformed into his original Godzilla form, and finally swam in the direction he thought Sea God Island was. Ye Ye believed he would see Xiao Bai again later.
However, Ye Ye had forgotten about his poor sense of direction, and he had also underestimated his "lost" attribute; he was lost again, and now he had completely lost the way to Sea God Island.
On the vast ocean, without any landmarks, it was difficult to find the correct direction, let alone for someone with no sense of direction.
Ye Ye: "Damn heavens, why treat me like this!"
Just as Ye Ye was trying to think of a way, a voice suddenly came from the deep sea: "Hahaha, I never expected that a creature would possess so much energy in its body. If I devour you, it will surely help me become a god."
What the hell! What kind of nonsense voice is this? This was what Ye Ye thought in his heart.
Ye Ye calmed down for a split second, then carefully thought it over, picking out a few keywords from what it had just said: "Devour me, and then help him become a god."
Ye Ye thought: This proves that it should be very close to godhood, and it wants to devour me. After devouring me, it can become a god. The only one I can think of who meets these requirements is the Deep Sea Demonic Whale King.
Ye Ye: "You must be the Deep Sea Demonic Whale King!"
Deep Sea Demonic Whale King: "Haha, I didn't expect you to actually know me. In that case, why don't you surrender quickly?"
Ye Ye thought: I believe your ghost, you old scoundrel, you are truly wicked.
(Let me state: if there are no double quotation marks after a character's name, it is a thought; if there are double quotation marks, it is spoken. Remember that!)
Ye Ye: "Then come out quickly! I definitely won't run."
Deep Sea Demonic Whale King: "You're sensible enough!"
Then, a massive black figure emerged from the seabed.
When it surfaced, it kicked up waves several meters high, along with splashes of water.
Ye Ye saw the Deep Sea Demonic Whale King clearly. It was over 200 meters long, twice the size of Ye Ye, and its body shape was somewhat like a Kun.
Its body was mostly black, with magma flowing through the gaps.
Its skin was like stone, rough and bumpy, not smooth at all.
So Ye Ye wanted to "tame" it.
To be safe, Ye Ye still asked the system: "Xiao Ai, scan!"
[Ding! Scan successful:
1. Deep Sea Demonic Whale King
999,900-year soul beast, Skill: Fireball, fires a fireball from the mouth.
Skill: Roar, emits a shockwave from the mouth to attack the opponent, dealing damage and providing impact force.
Skill: High Pressure Water Cannon, gathers water in the mouth, compresses it, and fires it at maximum speed, dealing massive damage.
Domain Skill: Ice Seal, can freeze water.
Ultimate Skill: Bad Breath, damage depends on how long it has been since brushing teeth and what was eaten recently.]
(These were thought up by myself.)
Ye Ye did not pay attention to the last skill; he thought, isn't it just bad breath! How bad could it be!
However, he did not know that he would suffer because of this bad breath in the future.
Just after Ye Ye finished asking, the voice of the Deep Sea Demonic Whale King came again: "Kid, it is your honor to become a stepping stone on my path to godhood, wahahaha!"
Ye Ye: "What if I refuse!"
Deep Sea Demonic Whale King: "What! You said no~! Ah ya ya ya, you are courting death!"
As the saying goes, know yourself and know your enemy to win every battle. Ye Ye now fully understood the information on the Deep Sea Demonic Whale King, but the Deep Sea Demonic Whale King knew nothing about Ye Ye, which destined the Deep Sea Demonic Whale King to fail.
Ye Ye also had the confidence to defeat the Deep Sea Demonic Whale King, and just like that, the two deep-sea couch potatoes faced off~.
Author's Note:
This counts as yesterday's, there is still one chapter today.
I don't know why, but it got censored again. There really was nothing in it. Reviewers, please don't mess with my state of mind; I can't take it anymore.
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