Hasagi!

[Spoon Killer Summoning Card]

[Type: permanent item]

[Description: After use on any target within sight, the target will be attacked by the Spoon Killer five times a day for the next month. The timing of each attack is unpredictable. Each attack ignores defense and deals fixed damage equal to 1% of the target's maximum health.]

[Note: Each use costs 500 points. Cooldown: six months. The Spoon Killer is visible only to the target and the player.]

["Torment, uh, how do you say torment..."]

"One percent?"

Noah stroked his chin. "So it just chips away at them..."

But the real damage this thing did was probably psychological.

Imagine five surprise attacks a day.

It might happen while you were sleeping, eating, or even stuck on the toilet with diarrhea. A guy in a black robe could appear and whack the back of your head with a little iron spoon...

It would go on for a whole month, and there was no escaping it.

Noah shuddered. Anyone who could endure that had to be extraordinarily patient—the sort of person who could accomplish great things.

"I'm buying it," he muttered. "Nine thousand points is nothing for an effect like this..."

He'd toss it at Blackbeard if he got the chance.

[Luxury Tent Capsule]

[Type: permanent item]

[Description: Deploys a luxury tent at the chosen location. It covers approximately 16 square meters and comes with a chandelier, wardrobe, desk, and soft Simmons double bed.]

[Note: Personally modified by Ms. Bulma. A proud product of Capsule Corporation.]

["Do you really have to sleep outside, Goku?"]

There was nothing to think about.

The instant Noah saw the words "soft double bed," he had clicked the purchase button without thinking.

The fact that it slept two didn't matter. What mattered was the