Official Announcement of Eternal Life Technology

"Which one else?! The one that went viral! The one where I blew into the microphone!" Chen Zhao was so furious smoke practically rose from his head.

"Ah! It went viral? I was asleep, so I didn't see it." Little Bamboo Shoot was startled. "Wait, let me check the backend data... W-W-W-Wow! It really went viral! Yay!"

"Yay my ass! What the hell is with that delighted tone?!" Chen Zhao was losing his mind. "Do you even understand the situation?! I'm famous now!"

"Yay! Isn't it a good thing that you're famous?" Little Bamboo Shoot was still happy.

"Good my ass!" Chen Zhao was so mad he wanted to jump up. "This isn't the kind of fame you get for doing something good. I've become meme material and an internet joke!"

"As long as it went viral, isn't that enough?" Little Bamboo Shoot's tone turned cold. "Why are you yelling at me? I worked so hard editing that video and made you famous without charging you a single cent, yet you're still yelling at me!"

Chen Zhao froze.

"Then what do you want? Delete the video? I was following the company's work requirements—editing videos related to the boss and posting them online to raise the company's profile! If you want me to delete it, you'd better give me a reason!" Little Bamboo Shoot pressed him aggressively.

Chen Zhao scratched his head. "Then... then... then I'll go?"

"Go on, then! I need to sleep." Little Bamboo Shoot hung up decisively as she spoke.

Chen Zhao was utterly bewildered. He had called to demand an explanation, so how had Little Bamboo Shoot ended up hanging up on him?

But there was nothing he could do about it now. A huge number of people had already watched the video, and the hype had