This news was truly shocking!
The league's top small forward had joined forces with the league's second-best small forward!
The James-Durant pairing fans had only fantasized about because of last year's All-Star Game had actually become reality!
Unbelievable!
Social media completely crashed that very day.
This was absolutely the most unbelievable Free Agency signing in the NBA in the past twenty years!
Of course, what crashed social media was not merely the signing itself, but how completely unexpected it was.
Warriors fans had contributed a huge share of the effort to crash social media.
After all, every source had previously reported that Durant would remain with the Warriors!
After being down for nearly two hours, social media finally returned to normal, and the content on it could not have been more entertaining.
"Durant the Defector, trash Durant, idiot Durant, disgusting Durant, fuck you, get the hell out!"
"Durant is a complete moron, a moron wherever he goes! Fuck! The most disgusting player!"
"Durant, you big idiot, get on your burner account if you've got the guts! I'll flame you to death! How could you do this to the Warriors? Fuck!"
Clearly, these were some Warriors fans who had been enraged to the limit.
"Praise Little Handsome! Rule the league with My Emperor!"
"I just want to shout at the whole world: Lakers Championship!"
"Who else is there? Paul and Harden? Crush them! George and Leonard? Crush them! Tang Tian and Davis? Crush them! Lakers Championship!"
"Hey! Everybody, get hyped! So what if we suck—wait, that's wrong! So what if it's Lakers Championship? So what if it's Los Angeles Championship!"
These were some Lakers fans partying wildly.
"This is the first time I've praised Durant. That move of his was actually pretty slick. Didn't the Warriors refuse to treat