How do you balance relationships with multiple women?
For Jiang Linyuan, it was a simple question: all he had to do was keep things in flux.
But when it came to balancing relationships with a whole bunch of women, that approach wouldn't work.
Especially with a heavyweight like Little Su. He couldn't keep playing both sides anymore.
If he did, Little Su would evolve into something else entirely. She'd come charging at him in the middle of the night with a steel plate, then cry out, "I'm going to kill you, you scumbag!"
Then she'd pin him down with a move called "brother in her arms, brother under her" until he could barely breathe.
All he could do was sigh, "Woe is me!" Then she'd capture him, make him train every day, and turn him into her slave.
Just thinking about that kind of life made him feel weak.
He had to charge forward and fight back! Go in for the first strike!
"Little Su, do you understand what I'm saying?"
Jiang Linyuan looked at the expressionless Su Muzhi in front of him and spoke slowly.
"I understand. You want to be a boyfriend everyone can share."
Su Muzhi nodded.
[You used to at least come up with some excuse to cover it up. Now you don't even bother pretending?]
[I really don't know whether I should be happy or sad.]
What was with this "boyfriend everyone can share" business? It sounded awful!
Jiang Linyuan was a little dissatisfied.
"I call it public ownership! I'm just answering the nation's call!"
[...Public ownership? More like public transit. This guy's still saying things like that at a time like this!]
Su Muzhi grabbed Jiang Linyuan by the collar and asked with a smile, "So can I take that to mean you don't