"Why are you in such a hurry to hang up, Jiang? I was hoping to say hello to your parents."
Su Muzhi smiled brightly at Jiang Linyuan as he put his phone away.
"It's fine, Little Su. Just show me the respect you'd show an elder, and I'll pass it along for you."
Jiang Linyuan didn't hold back.
"Oh, is Jiang saying we're family?"
Su Muzhi smiled sweetly.
"Little Su, if you want me to be your dad, the vice principal would be heartbroken."
Jiang Linyuan shot back.
"Heh. So Jiang's into that kind of thing."
Su Muzhi smiled, completely unbothered.
"Hey, Little Su, don't try to figure out what I'm into just to win me over. We could never happen. You don't even have a chance of becoming my female simp."
Jiang Linyuan sighed.
"Got it, got it. Jiang has such a way with women, after all. He doesn't need one."
Su Muzhi clapped her hands and grinned.
"Little Yilin, Zhang Juntang, or Yu Songsong—I wonder which one is your female simp?"
What a nasty girl. She was rotten to the core.
Little Yilin and Yu Songsong were one thing, but why the hell drag Zhang Juntang into it?
"You're my one and only female simp. Happy with that answer?"
Jiang Linyuan said.
"But didn't you just say I didn't even have a chance?"
"It was a test! If you wavered, that meant you weren't worthy of being my simp! It was a necessary test of your devotion!"
Jiang Linyuan said shamelessly.
"Heh."
Su Muzhi smiled politely and said,
"Next Sunday, my mom wants to treat you to dinner, Jiang. I'll come pick you up. Don't run away like a simp."
"Sure."
Jiang Linyuan nodded. Talking to that downer girl always wore him out.
It was easier to talk