Assassination Classroom: A Succubus's Guide to Cultivation
Chapter 38

Weekly Mission

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Kamuro Masumi was stunned.

She had just witnessed a sinful transaction.

Sakayanagi Arisu had actually paid the points, transferring fifty thousand points to Dongfang Yi right in front of her.

No, that guy Dongfang was just acting like he "wasn't even sure if he could pull it off" a moment ago!

He even said things like "I'm using Class D as an experiment because I'm not certain"!

How could this damn loli give in so easily...

Damn it! I've been running errands for this damn loli for two days and haven't received a single cent!

She watched helplessly as Dongfang Yi gave her a friendly smile before briskly walking downstairs and leaving.

Kamuro Masumi felt like she was in a dream. She turned her head and stared at Sakayanagi Arisu beside her, trying to find even a hint of a flaw on that delicate, porcelain-like doll face: "Are you serious?"

Sakayanagi Arisu leaned on her cane and chuckled softly: "One hundred thousand points, two months, and planting several nails inside a class—isn't that a great deal?"

"You really believe he can do it?"

"Anything is possible. Compared to the potential gains, this small loss is not worth mentioning." Sakayanagi Arisu was unwilling to say more and stopped Kamuro Masumi from digging any deeper: "Alright, I'm a bit hungry. Did you bring the things?"

But if it's just Class D, there's no need to target them, right? Kamuro muttered to herself.

However, since the damn loli had already said so and Dongfang Yi had voluntarily accepted the task, there was no possibility of changing things for now.

She had no choice but to stop talking: "Here, the bread and sandwich you wanted."

She handed over an unopened yakisoba bread and a sandwich.

Then she stood to the side, ready to watch the show.

Sakayanagi Arisu tore open the packaging and was about to take a bite, but seeing Kamuro Masumi standing by with a look of anticipation, she found it a bit strange: "Aren't you going to eat?"

"Oh, I just ate a little, I'm not hungry yet."

Kamuro thought to herself that she could just find somewhere to grab a bite later, but seeing the damn loli get thwarted was a rare sight.

She was looking forward to it.

Sakayanagi Arisu stared at her suspiciously.

She held up the yakisoba bread, and Kamuro's eyes lit up.

She picked up the sandwich, and Kamuro lost interest.

Is there something wrong with this yakisoba bread?

She checked the packaging; there were no signs of damage, and Kamuro Masumi shouldn't have had the time to play any tricks inside...

However...

"What did you buy for yourself?" Sakayanagi Arisu decided to play it safe.

"The same thing, here." Kamuro Masumi showed her own portion, which was also a sandwich and yakisoba bread: "Why are you asking about this?"

She craftily covered the part that Dongfang Yi had eaten, so it looked exactly the same as the one in Sakayanagi's hand.

Sakayanagi Arisu's gaze fell upon it, looking carefully, but she found no difference.

It seemed there was nothing wrong.

She felt relieved and picked up the yakisoba bread again.

But before it reached her mouth, she still felt something was off.

She set it aside and turned to Kamuro Masumi: "Give me yours."

"Eh, but, this... it's already..."

Kamuro was a bit flustered, which only made Sakayanagi more suspicious.

"Give it to me." She held out her hand.

Kamuro had no choice but to hand over the bread in her hand.

Sakayanagi looked at the bite mark on the bread: "What is this about?"

"...That was... eaten by classmate Dongfang."

"Oh. Do you like him?"

"Ha? What are you talking about? How, how could I!" Kamuro's voice rose involuntarily.

Heh, it seems the world of mortals is just like this—full of vulgar emotions, to the point where people even keep things others have left over.

They will never be able to experience the joy of a clash between geniuses.

Sakayanagi Arisu was not interested in this.

But since it had been touched by Dongfang Yi, this one should be fine.

She tore a piece from the intact part on the other end of the bread and put it into her mouth to chew.

When she was at home, she never had the chance to experience this kind of commoner food, but many Japanese works indicated that this stuff was delicious.

So, she was looking forward to it.

"Hmm, so this is what a yakisoba pan tastes like?"

It was oily and greasy, with a clump of soggy noodles...

She chewed twice without changing her expression, then unwrapped the rest of the bread and handed it to Kamuro Masumi.

"Eh, why are you giving this to me?"

Kamuro, who hadn't seen the reaction she was hoping for, looked confused but took it anyway.

She had wanted to see this bratty loli make the same complicated, unreadable expression as Dongfang Yi... but she didn't see it.

Could it be that this yakisoba pan wasn't actually that bad?

Then, the bewildered Kamuro watched as Arisu Sakayanagi elegantly picked up the bread wrapper and spat the contents of her mouth back into it.

The white-haired loli tossed the trash into an empty bucket as if nothing had happened and said softly, "Kamuro-san."

"What is it?"

"Help me bring back a bottle of mouthwash within five minutes."

"Huh?" Kamuro looked reluctant. "I refuse."

Do you have any idea how far the convenience store is from the school building? And you want me to go?!

"Kamuro-san."

"Hmm?"

"I suddenly feel like having a beer." The white-haired loli maintained her calm, breezy expression.

"Argh, damn it! You beast! Just go die."

Kamuro Masumi resigned herself to her fate. If only she had known, she would have just thrown that damn bread at her and left!

No, if only she hadn't stolen beer from the convenience store on the day of the entrance ceremony!

How on earth did this crippled bratty loli catch me anyway?! Damn it!

She stood up in self-abandonment, intending to head to the convenience store and bleed her already meager wallet dry once more.

"For rinsing your mouth, I'd recommend mint tea. This one is low-sugar."

A third voice suddenly rang out; it was Dongfang Yi, who had returned.

He was carrying two deluxe pork floss buns, a deluxe sandwich, a bottle of mineral water, a bottle of mint tea, and a bottle of strawberry milk.

The total cost was 1,700 points.

Since he was about to rake in 10,000 points a month, he didn't mind giving his dear client a few small gifts (incidentally, he was raking in 50,000 this month).

He did this to keep the cute, wealthy white-haired loli in a good mood, thereby maintaining a healthy, long-term trade relationship.

Dongfang Yi handed the mint tea to Arisu Sakayanagi. "The Princess hasn't reached the legal drinking age yet, right? You shouldn't pick up bad habits."

[Salted Fish's Useless Encyclopedia (Censored Edition): The legal drinking age in Japan is 20.]

"That's a huge help, thank you, Dongfang-kun."

Kamuro Masumi, who no longer had to trek across the campus, let out a long sigh of relief. "By the way, why did you come back?"

"Well, since the Princess had been conversing with me for so long, it must have delayed your mealtime." Dongfang Yi said loyally. "Thinking of that, my heart ached so much I couldn't help myself, so I bought a few things to bring back as a token of my sincerity."

As he spoke, he handed a 400-point deluxe pork floss bun and a 0-point bottle of mineral water to the kind intermediary, then dumped everything else beside Arisu Sakayanagi.

Could your favoritism be any more obvious?!

Seeing this, Kamuro Masumi felt a bit indignant, but since Dongfang Yi had just helped her out, she couldn't really say anything.

However, she was certain of one thing—this guy was definitely a lolicon!

Dongfang Yi was unaware of her slander, and even if he knew, he couldn't explain it.

He couldn't exactly tell her that he had spent extra points on expensive items just to complete his weekly system mission.

Besides, he had originally intended the mint tea for Kamuro, but it had already been claimed by the little princess as a substitute for mouthwash.

Clearly, it was no longer drinkable.

Dongfang Yi quietly opened his system panel.

[Weekly Mission: Loyalty (Pending)]

[Mission Objective: Make Arisu Sakayanagi feel satisfied.]

[Mission Reward: 10,000 points]

Having delivered the items, he hadn't received a mission completion notification.

These few things were clearly not enough to satisfy a little princess who ate delicacies every day.

Dongfang Yi wasn't discouraged; this was just a trial run. Besides, there were so many beauties in this school, and surely the little princess wasn't the only one who could trigger missions.

Completing the mission was nothing more than hitting two birds with one stone, a casual swing of the stick while having nothing better to do.

After delivering the items, Dongfang Yi dusted off his hands, said "I won't disturb you any further, I'll be heading back now," and strolled away with ease.

Sakayanagi Arisu nodded without a word, watching as Dongfang Yi headed downstairs.

Only after Dongfang Yi had left did she unscrew the cap of her peppermint tea, rinse her mouth, and spit into the bucket nearby.

As a lady, one must maintain elegance at all times.

This was a matter of course.

She picked up the pork floss bun that Dongfang Yi had left behind.

Hmm, it was unexpectedly delicious.

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