"Watch the match, watch the match!"
"Why isn't the streamer going to the Wheelchair Cup? Good question. It's not that I didn't go—it's that I couldn't."
"I'm telling you, this year's Commentary Cup is seriously stacked."
"All I can say is that everyone attending is elite, while I'm still far from that level, so I couldn't make the cut."
Jiang Han watched firsthand as Du Lingxuan turned black into white. What was clearly "I'm too bad to even pass the preliminaries" had been deftly spun into "Sisters, I'm not wheelchair enough yet, so I can't join the Wheelchair Cup."
It was the very essence of human social civilization.
She was practically born to be a bureaucrat.
With that skill at twisting black and white, not to say she could thrive in certain countries, but she could at least thrive her way straight into prison in chains.
"Commentary guests? Oh, oh, oh—on my left is your Blind Treasure, and on my right is your beloved queen of the Stubborn-Mouthed Dynasty, Kraken, the Stubborn-Mouthed Dynasty's first Stubborn-Mouthed Queen. Oh, no, she's the second one now. The first is Jiebao now."
Linbao, who had been listening to the comedy routine beside them, could no longer maintain her cold, aloof expression.
She laughed like a silly little spore.
"Sister, that's not how dynastic succession works. The first generation founds the dynasty; the second inherits it..."
"Our Stubborn-Mouthed Dynasty practices head-first succession. Like if little Princess Elizabeth wants to become Queen Ilyara, she first has to chop off her mother's head and turn it into a crown..."
Even Kraken couldn't hold her expression together. Her smile made her look ten years younger.
Jiang Han wasn't bragging.
Kraken's looks, like her own, belonged to the absolute prime of human youth—thirteen, fourteen, fifteen. Because of Jiang Han's