This was a Japanese restaurant called "Giant Chubby Restaurant."
In witch terms, it was an Eastern Isles cuisine restaurant.
The inner walls were pieced together from cat-shaped wooden plaques. Written across them in huge, crooked English, Chinese, Eastern Isles script, and meow-roar language were the names of dishes. Beneath them were ink-made animated images like GIFs, each showing a plump, fluffy cat serving the dish once.
Perhaps this could be called a cat wall.
The moment they entered, Jiang Han's attention was drawn to the wall. Histeria tugged her over to a large, comfortable nest made from imitation lazy-cat sofas, and they burrowed inside. In the middle sat a low table like an Eastern Isles kotatsu, with a cat lamp snoring soundly at its center.
They sat down.
"I haven't been to this restaurant before, but I've heard plenty of big cats say it's tasty and cheap."
That was what Xiya said.
Jiang Han reminded her, "What cats consider cheap isn't the same as what witches consider cheap, you know?"
Witches considered a one-hundred-yuan meal outrageously, outrageously expensive, while giant cats considered a one-hundred-yuan meal dirt cheap. Most giant cats had fixed incomes at the level of middle-class witches, but middle-class witches spent at most 3% to 5% of their weekly pay on food. Giant Cat Lamps, meanwhile, spent 20% to 30%. It was absurdly high.
"Don't worry, the average cost per person is only eighty-five yuan. Look."
Bracing one hand on the table, Xiya leaned forward and turned the phone screen in her palm toward Jiang Han.
But because of that forward-leaning motion.
So...
Nice.
Jiang Han gave an approving thumbs-up in her heart before looking at the screen.
It displayed a website called [Mioooou], a food review site. Incidentally, it was a Secret website. Neither the Cat Lamps