Inside the room, on the Lazy Cat Sofa.
"Sis, you owe me a wheelchair," Du Lingxuan said.
"Why?" Teacher Yu, all soft and pink, asked.
"Damn it, you made sis laugh so hard her legs are about to give out!" Du Lingxuan replied with a grin.
At once, the soft pink Teacher Yu turned into the classic red-hot-faced look.
"I at least made the top 128. What about you? Top 256?"
"I showed style in the top 256. You fought in the top 128 like a pile of shit~"
The two sisters started bickering.
Jiang Han helplessly flicked her tail, took the microphone, and gave a brief introduction. "Today, we're taking down Maria. As the defending Eileen Cup champion, her group-stage performance was rather miserable, and she struggled quite a bit in the top 128 as well..."
"Oh, sis, 'miserable' and 'struggled'—those are some high-emotional-intelligence words you picked."
The moment Du Lingxuan heard this sort of [Sharp Commentary Segment], she immediately stopped fighting and squeezed in beside Jiang Han with Teacher Yu, one on each side.
"Oh? You have better words?"
"Shit! She played like a steaming pile of shit!" Du Lingxuan showed no mercy. "In her group stage, she was the only top-tier witch in her group, yet she needed seventeen tiebreakers just to qualify in second place! And every match went all seven rounds. Sis, you know her matches are pretty boring. They put me to sleep—and I got sleepy seven matches in a row. I was completely dumbfounded."
Maria and the others had struggled without end in the group stage. She and her other two opponents had fallen into a dead loop of tiebreakers.
Since witches did not do win-loss records.
They just kept tiebreaking until they dropped.
It took a full seventeen tiebreakers before they finally