Today's commentary theme was ostensibly called "Revisiting the Classics," but in reality, Xuanbao probably just wanted to shoot the breeze with everyone.
Because what kind of "Revisiting the Classics" picked the fucking Eileen Cup match where Kraken was enlightened by Histeria?
This was obviously a pure chat show.
Chen Ligu picked through the questions and asked on behalf of the viewers watching the channel, "Xuanbao, this viewer wants to know—are we seriously not going to play?"
Xuanbao was honest about this question. "Depends on the situation. If the three of them are in ridiculously good form, then we can have long-term family emergencies. If they're just okay, then it'll be short-term family emergencies. If Hanbao and Lilian don't play well, then we can occasionally have family emergencies and rotate in."
Eek! You were being way too honest!
Jiang Han covered her face.
Gu Bao added, "Jiebao's been playing like garbage in training lately. A Lin just beat her thirteen to zero yesterday, and she immediately took off her coach's uniform with the power of utter failure. I'm not too sure about Aibao, but apparently after getting into a training match with Blind Treasure, she started calling herself 'Little Aibao'... Oh, you guys still don't know who Blind Treasure is, do you? Blind Treasure is the one and only designated Big Aibao, Miss Alesha."
The viewers filled the chat channel with all sorts of distinctly unsympathetic laughter:
[Miraya: Blind Treasure wwwwww]
[Eileen Adler: Angel, no bullying allowed!]
[Alesha: Gu Bao, you're dead. Don't let me run into you.]
[Flying Witch Cop: I'm dying, it's Blind Treasure herself.]
[Magical Girl Angelilite: I'm dying, it's Blind Treasure in person!]
Blind Treasure's comment vanished amid the endless flood of viewer messages. Truly tragic—though admittedly a little funny.
Jiang Han glanced at the match